03-04-2019, 02:22 AM
Back in the woods, a redneck's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said "here, hold this up high so that I can see what I'm doing." Soon a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there", said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down...….I think there is another one to come." Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern.....It seems like there is yet another on in there!" cried the doctor. The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor "Do you think it's the light that's attractin' 'em".
As fishermen, I'm sure that many of us may have had the same thought.
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As fishermen, I'm sure that many of us may have had the same thought.
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