04-20-2004, 07:05 PM
TWO BUDDIES GO OUT FISHING, THEY HIT THE FAVORITE SPOT RIGHT DOWN THE WAY FROM HOME. WHILE THEY ARE THERE A GUY PULLS UP ON A BOAT AND ASKS IF THEY WANT TO TROLL WITH HIM. THESE TWO GLADLY ACCEPT AFTER HE EXPLAINS HIS BUDDY DIDNT SHOW UP AND HE DOES NOT KNOW THIS WATER VERY WELL PAST THE NAME AND HOW TO GET HERE.
WHILE FISHING ONE OF THE FELLOWS ASKS THE NEW GUY WHAT HE DOES FOR A LIVING, HE REPLYS "I AM A HITMAN" THEY ASK HIM WHAT HE "REALLY" DOES, HE SAYS "REALLY I AM A HITMAN" AND WITH THAT REACHES INTO THE STORAGE ON THE BOAT AND PULLS OUT A PERFECT CONDITION MARTINI SNIPER RIFLE WITH A VERY POWERFUL SCOPE HE TELLS THEM THE RANGE IS A MILE ON THE GLASS.
THE GUY SAYS "WOW I BET I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HERE THEN, GIMME THAT THING" HE LOOKS AND SAYS "YEAH THERE IS MY BACKYARD, THERES THE HOUSE, THATS MY BEDROOM WINDOW, THERES MY WIFE...SHES NAKED, AND WHAT THE.....THATS MY NEIGBOR!!! HES NAKED TOO...SON OF A BITCH, THAT SLUT...HOW MUCH DO YOU CHARGE FOR A HIT?"
THE HITMAN REPLYS " ITS A GRAND EVERY TIME I PULL THE TRIGGER" THE GUY SAYS "GIVE ME TWO RIGHT NOW...MY WIFE HAS ALWAYS TOLD ME WHAT SHE THINKS WHEN SHE THINKS IT...SO SHOOT HER IN THE MOUTH...MY NEIGHBOR IS A YOUNG GUY, KINDA GREEN, HES MY BUDDY TOO....SO SHOOT HIM IN THE DINK"
THE SNIPER AIMS AND SITS THERE FOR A FEW MINUTES AND THE GUY GETS IMPATIENT AND ASKS "WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?"
THE SNIPER REPLYS "HOLD ON I MAY BE ABLE TO SAVE YOU A GRAND IN ABOUT 5 MORE SECONDS."
LATERS,
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WHILE FISHING ONE OF THE FELLOWS ASKS THE NEW GUY WHAT HE DOES FOR A LIVING, HE REPLYS "I AM A HITMAN" THEY ASK HIM WHAT HE "REALLY" DOES, HE SAYS "REALLY I AM A HITMAN" AND WITH THAT REACHES INTO THE STORAGE ON THE BOAT AND PULLS OUT A PERFECT CONDITION MARTINI SNIPER RIFLE WITH A VERY POWERFUL SCOPE HE TELLS THEM THE RANGE IS A MILE ON THE GLASS.
THE GUY SAYS "WOW I BET I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HERE THEN, GIMME THAT THING" HE LOOKS AND SAYS "YEAH THERE IS MY BACKYARD, THERES THE HOUSE, THATS MY BEDROOM WINDOW, THERES MY WIFE...SHES NAKED, AND WHAT THE.....THATS MY NEIGBOR!!! HES NAKED TOO...SON OF A BITCH, THAT SLUT...HOW MUCH DO YOU CHARGE FOR A HIT?"
THE HITMAN REPLYS " ITS A GRAND EVERY TIME I PULL THE TRIGGER" THE GUY SAYS "GIVE ME TWO RIGHT NOW...MY WIFE HAS ALWAYS TOLD ME WHAT SHE THINKS WHEN SHE THINKS IT...SO SHOOT HER IN THE MOUTH...MY NEIGHBOR IS A YOUNG GUY, KINDA GREEN, HES MY BUDDY TOO....SO SHOOT HIM IN THE DINK"
THE SNIPER AIMS AND SITS THERE FOR A FEW MINUTES AND THE GUY GETS IMPATIENT AND ASKS "WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?"
THE SNIPER REPLYS "HOLD ON I MAY BE ABLE TO SAVE YOU A GRAND IN ABOUT 5 MORE SECONDS."
LATERS,
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