12-10-2004, 11:01 PM
REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
> >
> > According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both
male
> >and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer
> >drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to
> >mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give
> >birth in the spring.
> >
> > Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting
Santa's
> >reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a
> >girl.
> >
> > We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass
man
> >in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
>
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> >
> > According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both
male
> >and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer
> >drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to
> >mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give
> >birth in the spring.
> >
> > Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting
Santa's
> >reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a
> >girl.
> >
> > We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass
man
> >in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
>
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