01-05-2005, 01:38 AM
[font "Tahoma"][size 5]Pet Fish[/size][/font][font "Arial"][black][size 2][/size][/black][/font]
[font "Times New Roman"][black][size 3]A camper was stopped by a game warden in northern [/size][/black][/font][black]Minnesota[/black][black] as he
was returning to his campsite with a bucket full of still-alive fish. [/black]
[font "Times New Roman"][black][size 3]"Do you have a license to catch those fish," the game warden asked. [/size][/black][/font]
[font "Times New Roman"][black][size 3]"No sir. These are my pet fish," the man replied. [/size][/black][/font]
[font "Times New Roman"][black][size 3]"Pet fish?" the warden asked. [/size][/black][/font]
[font "Times New Roman"][black][size 3]"Yes, sir.[/size][/black][/font][black] Every night I take these fish down to the lake where I'm
camped and let them swim around for awhile. When they hear my whistle,
they jump right back into the bucket and I take them back to the camp" [/black]
[font "Times New Roman"][black][size 3]"That's a bunch of baloney," the game warden said as he reached for his
pad of citations. [/size][/black][/font]
[font "Times New Roman"][black][size 3]The man looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "If you
don't believe me, then follow me back to the lake to see how it works." [/size][/black][/font]
[font "Times New Roman"][black][size 3]Still suspicious, but curious, the game warden agreed. And so they
walked to the lake. There, the man poured the fish into the lake, where
they disappeared into the water. [/size][/black][/font]
[font "Times New Roman"][black][size 3]"Okay," said the game warden. "Call them back." [/size][/black][/font]
[font "Times New Roman"][black][size 3]"Call who back?"[/size][/black][/font][black] [/black]
[font "Times New Roman"][black][size 3]"The fish," replied the warden. [/size][/black][/font]
[font "Times New Roman"][black][size 3]"What fish?" asked the man.[/size][/black][/font][font "Arial"][black] [/black][/font]
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[font "Arial"][black]Leaky[
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[font "Times New Roman"][black][size 3]A camper was stopped by a game warden in northern [/size][/black][/font][black]Minnesota[/black][black] as he
was returning to his campsite with a bucket full of still-alive fish. [/black]
[font "Times New Roman"][black][size 3]"Do you have a license to catch those fish," the game warden asked. [/size][/black][/font]
[font "Times New Roman"][black][size 3]"No sir. These are my pet fish," the man replied. [/size][/black][/font]
[font "Times New Roman"][black][size 3]"Pet fish?" the warden asked. [/size][/black][/font]
[font "Times New Roman"][black][size 3]"Yes, sir.[/size][/black][/font][black] Every night I take these fish down to the lake where I'm
camped and let them swim around for awhile. When they hear my whistle,
they jump right back into the bucket and I take them back to the camp" [/black]
[font "Times New Roman"][black][size 3]"That's a bunch of baloney," the game warden said as he reached for his
pad of citations. [/size][/black][/font]
[font "Times New Roman"][black][size 3]The man looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "If you
don't believe me, then follow me back to the lake to see how it works." [/size][/black][/font]
[font "Times New Roman"][black][size 3]Still suspicious, but curious, the game warden agreed. And so they
walked to the lake. There, the man poured the fish into the lake, where
they disappeared into the water. [/size][/black][/font]
[font "Times New Roman"][black][size 3]"Okay," said the game warden. "Call them back." [/size][/black][/font]
[font "Times New Roman"][black][size 3]"Call who back?"[/size][/black][/font][black] [/black]
[font "Times New Roman"][black][size 3]"The fish," replied the warden. [/size][/black][/font]
[font "Times New Roman"][black][size 3]"What fish?" asked the man.[/size][/black][/font][font "Arial"][black] [/black][/font]
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[font "Arial"][black]Leaky[
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