06-29-2005, 02:08 AM
I know many fishermen, me included, don't give a damn about dress codes especially when we wear chest waders almost all the time. However, once in a while we all have to get dressed-up to go to a buddy's funeral, church, applying for welfare or whatever. For those "once in a while" occasions PLEASE consider the following dress code. SENIOR DRESS CODE
Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 60, WAY
over 60, or hovering near 60) are
quite
about how we should present
ourselves. We're unsure about the
kind of image we are projecting and whether
or not we are correct as we try to
conform to current fashions. Despite what you
may have seen on the streets,
the following combinations DO NOT go together
and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced
and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker
And last, but not least . . my personal favorite:
13. Thongs and Depends
Please keep these basic guidelines foremost
in your mind when you shop. By the way, personally, I don't see anything wrong with #13. That's what I wear under my waders.
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Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 60, WAY
over 60, or hovering near 60) are
quite
about how we should presentourselves. We're unsure about the
kind of image we are projecting and whether
or not we are correct as we try to
conform to current fashions. Despite what you
may have seen on the streets,
the following combinations DO NOT go together
and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced
and dentures4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker
And last, but not least . . my personal favorite:
13. Thongs and Depends
Please keep these basic guidelines foremost
in your mind when you shop. By the way, personally, I don't see anything wrong with #13. That's what I wear under my waders.
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