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[size 1]Today after landing a hefty 18 inch Rainbow out of Rockport...I decided I'd keep the slimer and after I got home I filleted him out. His stomach was really distended...so I decided to check out the stomach contents ... I was agast ... I found black rocks ... the same shape and sizes of large fresh water snails.[/size]
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[size 1]I had heard the reports of Yuba Rainbows stuffed full of sticks, twigs and cockleburrs ... and had poo poo those as urban legend. How could this be, I asked myself??? No self respecting Rainbow would stoop to eating straw bait. And yet ... there was this feeling ... this knowing ... that somthing sinister was among us. [/size]
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[size 1]Now I have heard rumors about the new and improved Utah strain of Commano Rainbows...fish that would eat anything, any lure, any bait ... and unsuspecting minnows ... but ... they were only rumors ... until now. [/size]
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[size 1]Yes fishing BFT'rs....we are in the mist of a clandestine operation.
In years past...unscrupleous fishermen would pack their catches with rocks or lead in order to make their fish heavier for the record books...so my theory is as follows: [/size]
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[size 1]The Rainbow trout...raised and nutured in the conclaves of DWR hatcheries have been brainwashed and trained in subversion tactics.

They have been instructed to perform a self sacrificing manueuver to manipulate the scales of unwitting fishermen. This deception is carried out by these well trained, hand reared, specialized Commando Rainbow Trout (a new species) that have been planted in Rockport. This is an experiment that is being watched carefully by TPTB. A 9 inch Rockport Trout will weigh 2 lbs...and if this conspiracy is successful ... unsusecting trout around the state will be forced to comply and eat rocks. Those not willing to comply will be shipped to the salt mines of the Great Salt Lake, where they will toil among the brine shrimp forever.

So...TD...your mission if you choose to accept it ... will be to develop for BFT a prototype rocklure or rockfly...not to be with a flying rock...which is used to test the thickness of the ice of said waters. You will be contacted again...

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Oh my gosh.....what has this world come to? Have the gods gone mad? Are we on the eve of a new world order where we become subordinates to our rainbow trout masters? Only time will tell......
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IVE SAID IT MANY TIMES RAINBOWS EAT ANYTHING... ROCKS DONT SUPRIZE ME A BIT. THEY MUST BE THE DODO BIRD OF ALL FISH. LOVE THE WAY YOU PUT THAT THRED TOGETHER. FUNNY STUFF.
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[cool][#0000ff]And you always thought that the fly flingers were funnin' on ya when they talked about using "stone flies".[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]Come to think of it, your thread kinda has the feel of being written by someone who is little bit "stoned".[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]I gots just about every type and size of jig mold made. If you wanna try to "match the hatch", I'm sure we can come up with something.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]Are we gonna have to change your name to Rocky?[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff](Boo...hiss. Enough. Enough.)[/#0000ff]
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I've found the same in the gut of a couple eater Mac.
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lmao. just too funny.
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I thought that was why they are callede Rock Port Trout![crazy]
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ok, I can't resist. Last year, I kept a few bows to lemon-pepper, cajun grill too. Yeah, I always perform a cursory stomach analysis. Well, guess what I found? Debris! Chunks of bark, wood chips, rocks, algae, weeds, etc. No food items whatsoever. No daphnia, nor other plankton as they usuually have. Yet ironically, the fish was fat and sleek.
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I have been well aware of these new breed trout for a while now.
Make no mistake it is in fact real. But it goes much further down the rabbit hole than you have yet discovered. The training and deception is much more advanced.
It is not just the rainbows, the cutts and the brookies are in on it too.

But dont worry, I have been working on the solution.
Africanized killer perch.
These perch, bred for speed and size, are being trained by amazon pirahnah to be pack hunters of the most terrifying type.
You may ask what can perch do about trout? Well, not much alone, but in a pack they can gang up and terrorize even the most slimy of trouts.
In our testing facility we have seen 10 perch devour one 14 inch trout in a manner of seconds.
Here is a photo of our training facility.
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Not to worry sir, we are on the case.

And for those of you who are about to get all bent out of shape over a fish being in a bucket, realize that no laws were broken. Its perfectly legal to keep a fish in a container of water as long as its dead before transport. Its no different than holding a wiper in your livewell of your boat for the day. RELAX!
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OMG!!! So it was you I saw at the clandestine training facility just west of Cedar City...called Area 69?

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