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[font "Times New Roman"][size 3]Orem[/size][/font] Man Reports Marijuana Stolen
[font "Times New Roman"][size 3]January 31st, 2006[/size][/font] @ 12:06pm
[font "Times New Roman"][size 3](KSL News) -- Two people are in jail following a home burglary. [/size][/font]
[font "Times New Roman"][size 3]According to police reports, 18-year-old Kory C. Tippetts returned home Monday evening to discover that someone had broken into his house. Tippetts reported that a quarter-pound of marijuana was the only thing missing. [/size][/font]
[font "Times New Roman"][size 3]Tippetts told police he had an idea who might have stolen it. Tippetts explained to police that he had received a call earlier that day from 23-year-old Richard W. Hight. Hight wanted to buy some marijuana, but Tippetts couldn't meet him to make the sale. [/size][/font]
[font "Times New Roman"][size 3]Officers checked Hight's house, where they recovered six ounces of marijuana and arrested him for burglary, theft, and possession of marijuana in a drug-free-zone with the intent to distribute. He was booked into the [/size][/font]Utah County jail.
[font "Times New Roman"][size 3]With the stolen marijuana now in hand, the officers called Tippetts to come to the police station to identify the drugs. Tippetts came to the station, identified the drugs, and was then arrested and booked on drug related charges. [/size][/font]
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You know Kent, they call it dope for a reason.
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A budding "Rocket Scientist" no doubt! Most criminals are not very smart and this just proves it.
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[size 2]Utah has its fair share of stupid criminals. If you recall about five years ago America's dumbest criminals profiled a work release inmate from the Davis County Jail that had stolen a bike up in Farmington City from one of the Sheriff’s Office Sergeants home. The Sergeant saw the bike secured to the bike rack and the Jail’s Work Center and waited for the inmate to come out and retrieve it and go to work. We had a very good laugh in the office.[/size]
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Sounds like a real genious! Pretty funny stuff.
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[] [red][size 3]I call it "natural selection." Someone should turn them onto a fishing rod instead. Cheers![/size][/red]
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