02-23-2006, 04:51 PM
Someone emailed me this today, thought you might get a kick out of it (all Lawyers in present company are of course excluded!):
[center][size 5][black][font "Bookman Old Style"]The Texas Parks and Wildlife Department issued a[/font][font "Bookman Old Style"] [/font][font "Bookman Old Style"]statement today[/font][font "Bookman Old Style"] [/font][font "Bookman Old Style"]saying Vice President Cheney broke no law by[/font][font "Bookman Old Style"] [/font][font "Bookman Old Style"]shooting a lawyer instead of a quail over the weekend. [/font][/black][/size][/center] [center][font "Arial"][black][size 5] [/size][/black][/font][/center] [center][font "Bookman Old Style"][black][size 5]A TPWD spokesman noted that, in Texas, lawyers are not considered game creatures, and are thus not subject to seasonal limitations or bag limits. It was further noted that lawyer hunting was encouraged as the state is overrun with the pesky creatures. [/size][/black][/font][/center] [center][font "Arial"][black][size 5] [/size][/black][/font][/center] [center][font "Bookman Old Style"][black][size 5]A local food critic said that, contrary to rumor, lawyers do not taste like chicken, but rather like bovine dung which is a major component of their composition. [/size][/black][/font][/center]
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[center][size 5][black][font "Bookman Old Style"]The Texas Parks and Wildlife Department issued a[/font][font "Bookman Old Style"] [/font][font "Bookman Old Style"]statement today[/font][font "Bookman Old Style"] [/font][font "Bookman Old Style"]saying Vice President Cheney broke no law by[/font][font "Bookman Old Style"] [/font][font "Bookman Old Style"]shooting a lawyer instead of a quail over the weekend. [/font][/black][/size][/center] [center][font "Arial"][black][size 5] [/size][/black][/font][/center] [center][font "Bookman Old Style"][black][size 5]A TPWD spokesman noted that, in Texas, lawyers are not considered game creatures, and are thus not subject to seasonal limitations or bag limits. It was further noted that lawyer hunting was encouraged as the state is overrun with the pesky creatures. [/size][/black][/font][/center] [center][font "Arial"][black][size 5] [/size][/black][/font][/center] [center][font "Bookman Old Style"][black][size 5]A local food critic said that, contrary to rumor, lawyers do not taste like chicken, but rather like bovine dung which is a major component of their composition. [/size][/black][/font][/center]
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