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[cool][#0000ff]BLM got kinda cutesy on Bassrods' post. "Rub a dub dub, a dude in a tub" or something like that. I decided to get even, while also paying tribute to a fine former moderator that we (mostly) know and love.[/#0000ff]
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[font "Times New Roman"][black]Here’s to BLM on BFT[/black][/font]
[font "Times New Roman"][black]An angler who’s tough to beat[/black][/font]
[font "Times New Roman"][black]On the water he’s a sight to see[/black][/font]
[font "Times New Roman"][black]Through wind and snow and sleet[/black][/font]
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[font "Times New Roman"][black]He whacks the macks and stripers [/black][/font]
[font "Times New Roman"][black]And ices a lot of cutts[/black][/font]
[font "Times New Roman"][black]He’s always a hit with the wipers[/black][/font]
[font "Times New Roman"][black]But drives the rest of us nuts.[/black][/font]
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[font "Times New Roman"][black]The Boomerang is his castle[/black][/font]
[font "Times New Roman"][black]From which he rules the fishes.[/black][/font]
[font "Times New Roman"][black]He don’t put up with no hassle[/black][/font]
[font "Times New Roman"][black]Or care ‘bout nobody’s wishes.[/black][/font]
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[font "Times New Roman"][black]Once afloat his eyes get glazed[/black][/font]
[font "Times New Roman"][black]And he’s lost in total rapture.[/black][/font]
[font "Times New Roman"][black]By your whining he won’t be fazed,[/black][/font]
[font "Times New Roman"][black]While reeling in his capture.[/black][/font]
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[font "Times New Roman"][black]His boat mates’ eyes will water too[/black][/font]
[font "Times New Roman"][black]From the big cigars he smokes.[/black][/font]
[font "Times New Roman"][black]That’s a part of his routine true,[/black][/font]
[font "Times New Roman"][black]And you’d best not make no jokes.[/black][/font]
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[font "Times New Roman"][black]Gotta admit he’s quite a guy[/black][/font]
[font "Times New Roman"][black]Who’s always quick to aid.[/black][/font]
[font "Times New Roman"][black]He’ll help anyone who wants to try[/black][/font]
[font "Times New Roman"][black]And he’s open to any old trade.[/black][/font]
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[font "Times New Roman"][black]Good fishin’ buddies are hard to find.[/black][/font]
[font "Times New Roman"][black]Some are better than others.[/black][/font]
[font "Times New Roman"][black]BLM is the bestest kind[/black][/font]
[black][size 2]If you really had yer druthers.[/size][/black]
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Very nice Pat...almost brought a tear to my eye![Wink]
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[font "Comic Sans MS"][black][size 3]LOL! You're killing me....[/size][/black][/font]
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[font "Comic Sans MS"][black][size 3]If you figure it by lines, you got me back by 28 times. As far as poetic license, it about 60,000 times. OK, you got me back. I'll mind my manners. For a while... [/size][/black][/font]
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[font "Comic Sans MS"][black][size 3]First, IFG and the fairy tale now you with serenading prose. I sure have strange fishing buddies but..... the best! LOL![/size][/black][/font]
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that was a good one.[Wink]
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[sly]That was a real good one. I enjoyed reading it. LOL
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OH MY GOSH!

TUB DUDE!

THAT IS SO FLIPPIN FUNNY ... FLIPPIN SWEET!

TUB DUDE.
This would be Tube Dude's Bizzaro ... He He He Ha Ha Ha!
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[font "Arial Black"][red][size 3] You guys are the Craziest bunch of folks I have ever been involved with , as I'm not much for joining large clubs. But I have to tell you all, I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY. [/size][/red][/font]
[font "Arial Black"][#ff0000][size 3] BigFishTackle is one of the best things that has ever happened to me. ( SOB ) I just had to say that, BFT ROCKS.[/size][/#ff0000][/font]
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ah haha Ah hahaha , that was great.
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No offense Pat, but I hope I can tell stories like you do to my grand-kids.

It's always a pleasure to read your post's!

The Grandfather of fishing/posts will live on !

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[cool][#0000ff]Thanks.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]I have been writing verse and short stories for lotsa years. I wrote quite a few things in the past, while acting as a single (divorced) dad of three fishin' kids. I have collected those stories and put them in personalized books for each of the grandkids and they are a big hit.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]The important thing is to have a good life relationship with your kids...and then the grandkids. Make time for them, and make the time with them count. Make memories whenever you are together and in later years you will not trade those memories for anything. Nothing is more valuable.[/#0000ff]
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Excellent![Wink]
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Too cute TD, but the stoogie stirning the eyes I just can't imagine that. Very nice ode though.
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Its TUBE DUDE, TUBE DUDE, TUBE DUDE ... Im the only one that can call Tube Dude Tub dude ... anyway...you know what
I mean. LOL love the tune...


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Nice ode Pat, sorta reminds me of that great little ditty,, "There once was a gal from Nantucket. ,,,,,".

BTW,, Who's BLM?
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[cool][#0000ff]Easy there, good buddy. This is a family show. But, I'll bet a lot of the goody-goodies on the board can finish the verse.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]I'll also bet you never been to nantucket. How about "I once knowed a broad from St. George, who went with me to the Gorge...?"[/#0000ff]
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Nope,, never been, whats more,, its not on my list of will duz someday...


[size 1][#0000ff]"I once knowed a broad from St. George, who went with me to the Gorge...?"[/#0000ff] [/size]
[size 1]The wind it did blow, and the boat was covered with snow..[/size]
[#ff0000]And it was colder than Valley Forge.[/#ff0000]
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[cool][#0000ff]I can do better...see PM[/#0000ff]
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Whoa!, OK Guys, Watch it now!. lol. You Fellers be good![sly]
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