10-03-2006, 08:35 PM
It is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman
other than his wife naked; he must commit suicide
if he does.
So, this Saturday at 4:00 pm, all women are asked to
walk out of their house completely naked to help
weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended
for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to
position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
house to prove they are not terrorists and to
demonstrate their patriotism and support for this
bold anti-terrorist activity.
Since the Koran does not approve of alcohol, a
cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your
anti-terrorist sentiment.
The United States Government appreciates your
efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your
participation in this demonstration of patriotic
unity.
IT IS YOUR DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!!!
other than his wife naked; he must commit suicide
if he does.
So, this Saturday at 4:00 pm, all women are asked to
walk out of their house completely naked to help
weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended
for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to
position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
house to prove they are not terrorists and to
demonstrate their patriotism and support for this
bold anti-terrorist activity.
Since the Koran does not approve of alcohol, a
cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your
anti-terrorist sentiment.
The United States Government appreciates your
efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your
participation in this demonstration of patriotic
unity.
IT IS YOUR DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!!!