Fishing Forum

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.

During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was that determined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No," said the Director. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"



[] Well, did you pass, or do you want the bed next to mine?
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That test can really catch you off-guard. Can I get a bed with a firm mattress? Lol [cool]
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I had a friend in Spokane that was being tested at a mental facility and one of the questions they ask him was---Your in a blue room with no windows or doors and you are being charged by a blue elephant, what do you do? Still not sure what answer they were looking for but he told them he'd shoot it with his blue gun. They asked him where he got the blue gun and he said the same stupid ------ place you got the blue room and blue elephant. They let him go home. True story.
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They should have kept your friend for further observation... only an insane person could think on his feet like that-

I'd still be running from the elephant...PB [blush]
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