Wife [angelic]lost a bet last nite and Pineview with me on friday she goes. I told her she wont need no makeup on but she is still getting up earlier then our 5 am departure to put her makeup on.... I tried to tell her the fish wont know the difference but she wants to look good for her outing. I wonder if I throw her in the water, with all the splashing if she will attract any Tigers to come and inspect whats going on..... I even have a unbrella that attaches to the back of the seat for her.... lol I will start her off with bassrods dropshot/gulp minnow/senko outfit and then work her up to casting rapalas for tigers...... She hasn't fished since she was a kid....... long time ago.... lol I will take pics and post them friday nite...... wish me luck....
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Your wife does not know what she is missing!!! My wife loves to go but never has the time . But she does have a 3 day weekend coming up so we are headed somewhere for fishing and camping not sure yet were but starvation is on top of her list right now.You two have fun .
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camping, never, she wont do that ever. I want to buy a RV or 5th wheel with all the goodies (electric, water, bathroom, shower etc etc) but she says she wont go... I told her if she dont learn how to fish with me, she wont see me much on the weekends this summer.... Hope she has a good time this friday.. or I will have to start winning alot more bets we make..... lol
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Here's a refresher course in case you need one.....
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1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8 . Whatever : Is a women's way of saying [/size][/#800080][/font][url "mailto:F@!K"][font "Verdana"][#002f80][size 2]F@!K[/size][/#002f80][/font][/url][font "Verdana"][#800080][size 2] YOU!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
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here is what ya do.. drop her off at the mall on your way to the lake.. pick her up on your way home.. you both will be happer when ya get home! [:p]
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I suppose I will be hearing alot of these key words. I will memorize them and watch my answers carefully. thanks lol
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The mall is a easy out for her. I get that all the time. She is stuck with me all day friday... she dont need a mall to do her shopping. She just ordered 1 bottle ofshampoo and 1 bottle of conditioner online and it set me back $120.00. Thats a tank of gas in my chevy and boat (well not quite) but I sure could put that money to better use than that. I am sure glad she doesn't go on this website at all, to see what I post.... lol
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I was going to say "Women...sheesh", but then figure Pat will tease me about my ONE manicure for my birthday [crazy]
My sister once took a battery operated curling iron on a camping trip. I was like "We're out in the woods, who's gonna see you besides critters??"
And an RV for camping is cheating! The only reason I'm letting my dad get away with having one, is that he's 73, and I guess he deserves a rest from always pitching tents and gathering firewood. [
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Man your wife sounds like mine. Only thing is she wouldn't even make a bet that she would have to do anything ther than train her horse or her remote thumb.
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lol, again i am sure glad my wife doesn't go on here and see what I post.... I wouldn't be the king of my castle anymore when she's not home... lol ps. friday is not here yet and I expect some kind of reason why she should not have to go and let her sleep in on her day off. we will see.....lol
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Good luck. But I do not know why you would want to ruin a perfectly good day fishing by taking some one that will not enjoy it. (but than again torturing the spouse is always fun to do) hehe. Mine likes to fish but makes excuses why she can go, which are mostly valid I guess. It is fun fishing with a spouse when they enjoy it. But as long as she lets you go as much as you want isn't that what friends are for. Any chances that if she ends up not getting out of it think you will get a pic with her touching a stinky slimy fish?
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I honestly dont believe she will set the hook on a fish, so if the fish hooks itself than that will be the only way she will catch one... she keeps telling me the fish feel the pain of the hook, thats why they wiggle so much she says.... But no I dont believe I will get her to touch one... I will try and if she does I will take a pic.... lol.... Hopefully after the day is over we will still be husband and wife, if not hopefully friends maybe....lol
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hehe. Whos name is the boat in .. hehe. I hope she has fun. Cause this sport rocks. Just tell her that it tickles the fish that is why they squirm.
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lol,, the boat is only in my name and so is the house, bought before we got married.... lol I hope she likes fishing........ I am not going home early......... lol
update from wife: 4:10 pm
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I needed to marry someone like TubeBabe! You the MAN TubeDude!
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If she comes up with an excuse I'll send my wife over to yor house and we'll go fishin. I too was smart enough to put the boat and truck in my name alone. And when I deploy those to things do not have a power of attorney. Not saying I don't trust her I'm just saying that we do things to make each other hate the other alot and I am sure if she could she'd ditch the boat in a heartbeat. I was suprised that when I got backl this last time that she left it in the garage. I figured she'd figure out a way to get it out.
Well enough of that. Have fun I would have to kidnap mine to get her out there.
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I suppose it would be alright to let the wife's get together and us go fishing but our pocket books would be alot lighter afterwards..... Another time we will have to get together and go fishing, but this friday is our day together..... It should be good. I will make it a great day for her......
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update from wife: 4:10 pm
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Becareful!.. That sounds like a trap..
wife (thinking): "Man, I really don't want to go on Friday... I know... I'll mention the trip and that will hint to him that I don't want to go and then, he will say.. "Honey, it's ok.. you don't have to go, you can go to the mall or something instead, it's alright, I would rather you have fun than go fishing and be miserable"... he is so sweet!
Wife: [font "Papyrus"][size 5]"Looking forward to going fishing with you on Friday."
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Husband:[/size][/#000000][/font] "Yep, me too"
[font "Arial"][#000000][size 3]Wife (thinking): [/size][/#000000][/font]OOOOHHHH!!! I can't believe he just said that! He is such a JERK! He never cares about how I feel!
[font "Arial"][#000000][size 3]Wife: [/size][/#000000][/font]Loud Sigh (see #9 above in Lundmans post)
[font "Arial"][#000000][size 3]Husband (Thinking):[/size][/#000000][/font] "Thats weird, I wonder if there is something wrong"
[font "Arial"][#000000][size 3]Husband:[/size][/#000000][/font]"What's the matter?"
[font "Arial"][#000000][size 3]Wife: [/size][/#000000][/font]"Nothing... "
[font "Arial"][#000000][size 3]BOOM!! you've been trapped and are in trouble and have no idea why and now your in a fight..which is what she wants, because.. maybe it can carry over until Friday, which will mean you go fishing without her (What she wants anyway) then, when you get home she will "Apologize" and say "I'm Sorry I got upset with you .. I missed you and wish I would have gone with you.. did you have fun anyway? I hope so, You are such a great guy"
You see.. she snaked out of it.. AND had you thinking that you were largely to blame.. then.. when she got her way.. "All is well"
Have fun with that!
The above is of coarse an over dramatization (is it? )
BUT.... If you go alone.. don't go fuming.. just realize.. she got her way AGAIN
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I am sure you will go and have fun.. if the fishing is slow.. take her to the narrows on the gravel shores and catch a bunch of 3-4 inch SMB's ..
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Make-up.................Like paint
Never did hurt an old barn...............[:p]
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Wow you just bascially put out word for word my last week. Do you do any counseling? Maybe some lake side counseling?
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