Fishing Forum

I posted this on the joke page, but I know many of you never go there and I thought it was worth sharing.

Good Laughing, Kayote

NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Alberta. The
husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read.

One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided
to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take
the boat out. She motored out a short distance, anchored, and continued to
read her book.

Along came Conservation Officer Al in his boat. He pulled up alongside the
woman and said, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replied, (thinking "isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her.

"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you
up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," said the
woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," said the Conservation Officer.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment."
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