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[font "Garamond"][#008000][size 4]The Top Ten Warning Signs You Don’t Want to Get Stuck Fishing With That Guy You Just Met on the River[/size][/#008000][/font]
[font "Courier New"][#008000]10. While talking, he re-ties his leader with tippet pulled from the spools on your vest[/#008000][/font]
[font "Courier New"][#008000]9. He’s in his 30s, yet says he grew up with Lefty Kreh[/#008000][/font]
[font "Courier New"][#008000]8. He’s constantly mumbling about flying saucers spooking his trout[/#008000][/font]
[font "Courier New"][#008000]7. Has fly line threaded through hook keeper, yet still swears he can “cast to the backing.”[/#008000][/font]
[font "Courier New"][#008000]6. First words out of his mouth are “What’s your favorite fly rod?”[/#008000][/font]
[font "Courier New"][#008000]5. Wearing his waders inside out[/#008000][/font]
[font "Courier New"][#008000]4. Second words out of his mouth are “What’s your favorite fly?”[/#008000][/font]
[font "Courier New"][#008000]3. Wearing “I <Heart> Donnie Beaver” button[/#008000][/font]
[font "Courier New"][#008000]2. Severed human head in the back pocket of his vest[/#008000][/font]
[font "Courier New"][#008000]1. Wraps fly line around your neck on backcast, doesn’t notice before forward cast[/#008000][/font]
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so are ya telling me ya dont want to fish with me when you meet me on the river???

MacFly [cool]
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[center][font "Garamond"][#008000][size 4]Oh I forgot the about this[/size][/#008000][/font][font "Garamond"][#008000][size 4]. lol[/size][/#008000][/font]
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I told ya those dang ufo's are a bad thing[laugh] Guess you won't go fishing with me anymore[]
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oh.. and now you are on me for my new age body ornamentation.. LOL>. .. can you tell how relaxed I was when I had that one put in..[laugh]

MacFly [cool]
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[font "Garamond"][#008000][size 4]Hey why not - all the kids are doing their lip, nose, ear & jewelry adornment. A fish hook would definitely be a different take. lol Wonder what fly would look cool?[/size][/#008000][/font]
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hmmm off the ears would have to be a really nice looking steelhead flies.. really colorful..

off the nose.. two choices.. san juan worm.. or best yet a wooly bugger.. chartreuse of course..

ahh.. off the lips.. in honor of MacLarry getting hooked my me last summer it has to be a wooly worm.. size 12..

no comment on the .. lol

MacFly [cool]
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or best yet a wooly bugger.. chartreuse of course..
[center][font "Garamond"][#008000][size 4]I don't care what they say, now that is funny. LMAO
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What about a BH hares hear!!!lol
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thank you.. thank you.. next show starts in half an hour.. admission is ff'ing equipment.. back rows is hand tied flies.. middle is reel, lines, tippet etc..

front rows.. high end fly rods.. preferably switch or spey.. course a good boo would get ya up on stage with me.. LOL..

MacFly [cool]
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