04-01-2009, 02:18 AM
A man and his wife went to the chemist to pick up his prescription for Viagra. Seeing the $10 per pill price, the man was astonished - but his wife had a different opinion - "Oh, $40 a year ain't too bad".
Q: What is the difference between your first honeymoon and your second?
A: The first: Niagara; the second: Viagra.
As the man began walking toward the door, his wife asked, "Where are you going?"
The man replied, "I'm going to the doctor."
"Why? Are you sick?" the wife asked.
"No," the husband replied. "I'm going to get me some of them new Viagra pills."
His wife got up out of her rocker and started putting on her coat. The husband turned to her and asked, "Where are you going?"
The wife replied, "I'm going to the doctor, too."
"Why?" asked her husband.
His wife replied, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm going to get me a tetanus shot."
Q: What do Viagra and Disney World have in common?
A: A one-hour wait for a two-minute ride.
Q: Did you hear what happens to men who take iron supplements and then use Viagra?
A: When they get an erection, they point north.
Q: Did you hear about the new Viagra computer virus?
A: It turns your floppy disk into a hard drive.
Dan Quail does not support Viagra. Quote: "I've been using this stuff for a week and NOTHING! It's the worst suppository I've ever used."
[font "Arial"][#000000][size 3]The FDA says pilots shouldn't go into the cockpit until 6 hours have elapsed after using Viagra. Strange, I thought you used Viagra to get INTO the cockpit.
[/size][/#000000][/font][font "Arial"][#000000][size 3]What's the generic name for Viagra?
Mycoxafillin.
[/size][/#000000][/font][font "Arial"][#000000][size 3]What do the vacuum "dirt devil" and Viagra have in common?
They both put the power of an upright in the palm of your hand.
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Q: What is the difference between your first honeymoon and your second?
A: The first: Niagara; the second: Viagra.
As the man began walking toward the door, his wife asked, "Where are you going?"
The man replied, "I'm going to the doctor."
"Why? Are you sick?" the wife asked.
"No," the husband replied. "I'm going to get me some of them new Viagra pills."
His wife got up out of her rocker and started putting on her coat. The husband turned to her and asked, "Where are you going?"
The wife replied, "I'm going to the doctor, too."
"Why?" asked her husband.
His wife replied, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm going to get me a tetanus shot."
Q: What do Viagra and Disney World have in common?
A: A one-hour wait for a two-minute ride.
Q: Did you hear what happens to men who take iron supplements and then use Viagra?
A: When they get an erection, they point north.
Q: Did you hear about the new Viagra computer virus?
A: It turns your floppy disk into a hard drive.
Dan Quail does not support Viagra. Quote: "I've been using this stuff for a week and NOTHING! It's the worst suppository I've ever used."
[font "Arial"][#000000][size 3]The FDA says pilots shouldn't go into the cockpit until 6 hours have elapsed after using Viagra. Strange, I thought you used Viagra to get INTO the cockpit.
[/size][/#000000][/font][font "Arial"][#000000][size 3]What's the generic name for Viagra?
Mycoxafillin.
[/size][/#000000][/font][font "Arial"][#000000][size 3]What do the vacuum "dirt devil" and Viagra have in common?
They both put the power of an upright in the palm of your hand.
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