04-24-2009, 06:44 AM
A game wardens neighbor always comes home with a limit of fish. I mean every time he always came back with some big fish and always a limit and it always seems like he's only out on the water for a few hours. So the game warden finally breaks down and asks him if he could go with. The guy says sure and the next morning off they go. They get onto the resevoir and the game warden starts rigging his pole and the neighbor lights a cigar, game warden thinks it's a little early for a stogie but to each his own. Next thing he sees the neighbor light a stick of dynamite off the cigar and throw it in the resevoir. Of course fish bubble up after the explosion, neighbor grabs the net and picks them up. The game warden is now freaking out because he's with him and he's telling the guy you can't do that. The neighbor calmly lights another stick of dynamite, holds onto it for a second, drops it in the game wardens lap and says "you going to talk all day or fish?"
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