05-15-2009, 10:38 PM
[size 4]The Lie Detector...[/size]
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmicks. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.."Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?" asked John."Several of us went to the library to work on an
extra credit project," said Tommy.The robot walked around the
table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his
chair."Son," said John, "this robot is a lie detector, now
tell us where you really were after school.""We went to
Bobby's house and watched a movie." said Tommy."What did you watch?" asked Marsha."The Ten Commandments." answered
Tommy.The robot went around to Tommy and once again
slapped him, knocking him off his chair.With his lip
quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, "I am sorry I
lied.We really watched a tape called Sex Queen.""I am
ashamed of you son," said John. "When I was your age, I never lied to my parents."The robotwalked around to John and
delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his
chair.Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and
said, "Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!"The robot walked around and knocked Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.
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John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmicks. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.."Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?" asked John."Several of us went to the library to work on an
extra credit project," said Tommy.The robot walked around the
table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his
chair."Son," said John, "this robot is a lie detector, now
tell us where you really were after school.""We went to
Bobby's house and watched a movie." said Tommy."What did you watch?" asked Marsha."The Ten Commandments." answered
Tommy.The robot went around to Tommy and once again
slapped him, knocking him off his chair.With his lip
quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, "I am sorry I
lied.We really watched a tape called Sex Queen.""I am
ashamed of you son," said John. "When I was your age, I never lied to my parents."The robotwalked around to John and
delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his
chair.Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and
said, "Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!"The robot walked around and knocked Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.
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