05-31-2009, 12:21 AM
[font "Arial"][size 4]A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b]
[font "Arial"][size 4]The waitress asks them for their orders.
The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b]
[font "Arial"][size 4]ostrich, 'What's yours?'[/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b]
[font "Times New Roman"][size 3] [/size][/font]
[font "Arial"][size 4]'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order.[/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b][font "Arial"][size 4]'That will be [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b]
[font "Arial"][size 4]$9.40 please,' and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b]
[font "Arial"][size 4]the exact change for payment.
[/size][/font][font "Arial"][size 6]
[/size][/font][font "Arial"][size 4]The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b]
[font "Arial"][size 4]says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke.'[/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b]
[font "Times New Roman"][size 3] [/size][/font]
[font "Arial"][size 4]The ostrich says, 'I'll have the same.'
Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.[/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b]
[font "Arial"][size 4]
This becomes routine until the two enter again. 'The usual?' asks [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b]
[font "Arial"][size 4]the waitress.
[/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b]
[font "Arial"][size 4]'No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b]
[font "Arial"][size 4]a salad,' says the man.[/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b]
[font "Times New Roman"][size 3] [/size][/font]
[font "Arial"][size 4]'Same,' says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, 'That will be $32.62.'[/size][/font][font "Arial"][size 6]
[/size][/font][font "Arial"][size 4]Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b]
[font "Arial"][size 4]places it on the table.
The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer. [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b][font "Arial"][size 4]'Excuse me, [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b]
[font "Arial"][size 4]sir.[/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b][font "Arial"][size 4] How do you manage to always come up with the exact change [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b]
[font "Arial"][size 4]in your pocket every time?'[/size][/font][font "Arial"][size 6]
[/size][/font][font "Arial"][size 4]'Well,' says the man, 'several years ago I was cleaning out my [/size][/font]
[font "Arial"][size 4]grandma's attic[/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b][font "Arial"][size 4]and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie [/size][/font]
[font "Arial"][size 4]appeared and offered me two wishes. [/size][/font]
[font "Times New Roman"][size 3] [/size][/font]
[font "Arial"][size 4]My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just [/size][/font]
[font "Arial"][size 4]put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would [/size][/font]
[font "Arial"][size 4]always be there'
[/size][/font][font "Arial"][size 6]
[/size][/font][font "Arial"][size 4]'That's brilliant!' says the waitress. 'Most people would ask for a [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b]
[font "Arial"][size 4]million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b]
[font "Arial"][size 4]want for as long as you live!'[/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b]
[font "Times New Roman"][size 3] [/size][/font]
[font "Arial"][size 4]'That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b]
[font "Arial"][size 4]exact money is always there,' says the man.[/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b]
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The waitress asks, 'But what's with the ostrich?'
[/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"]![[Image: purple.gif]](http://www.bigfishtackle.com/images/gforum/purple.gif)
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[font "Arial"][size 4]The man sighs, pauses and answers, 'My second wish was for a [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b]
[font "Arial"][size 4]tall chick with a big butt and long legs who agrees with everything [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b]
[font "Arial"][size 4]I say.'
[inline Ostrich.jpeg]
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[font "Arial"][size 4]The waitress asks them for their orders.
The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b]
[font "Arial"][size 4]ostrich, 'What's yours?'[/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b]
[font "Times New Roman"][size 3] [/size][/font]
[font "Arial"][size 4]'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order.[/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b][font "Arial"][size 4]'That will be [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b]
[font "Arial"][size 4]$9.40 please,' and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b]
[font "Arial"][size 4]the exact change for payment.
[/size][/font][font "Arial"][size 6]
[/size][/font][font "Arial"][size 4]The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b]
[font "Arial"][size 4]says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke.'[/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b]
[font "Times New Roman"][size 3] [/size][/font]
[font "Arial"][size 4]The ostrich says, 'I'll have the same.'
Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.[/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b]
[font "Arial"][size 4]
This becomes routine until the two enter again. 'The usual?' asks [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b]
[font "Arial"][size 4]the waitress.
[/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b]
[font "Arial"][size 4]'No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b]
[font "Arial"][size 4]a salad,' says the man.[/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b]
[font "Times New Roman"][size 3] [/size][/font]
[font "Arial"][size 4]'Same,' says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, 'That will be $32.62.'[/size][/font][font "Arial"][size 6]
[/size][/font][font "Arial"][size 4]Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b]
[font "Arial"][size 4]places it on the table.
The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer. [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b][font "Arial"][size 4]'Excuse me, [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b]
[font "Arial"][size 4]sir.[/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b][font "Arial"][size 4] How do you manage to always come up with the exact change [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b]
[font "Arial"][size 4]in your pocket every time?'[/size][/font][font "Arial"][size 6]
[/size][/font][font "Arial"][size 4]'Well,' says the man, 'several years ago I was cleaning out my [/size][/font]
[font "Arial"][size 4]grandma's attic[/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b][font "Arial"][size 4]and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie [/size][/font]
[font "Arial"][size 4]appeared and offered me two wishes. [/size][/font]
[font "Times New Roman"][size 3] [/size][/font]
[font "Arial"][size 4]My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just [/size][/font]
[font "Arial"][size 4]put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would [/size][/font]
[font "Arial"][size 4]always be there'
[/size][/font][font "Arial"][size 6]
[/size][/font][font "Arial"][size 4]'That's brilliant!' says the waitress. 'Most people would ask for a [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b]
[font "Arial"][size 4]million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b]
[font "Arial"][size 4]want for as long as you live!'[/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b]
[font "Times New Roman"][size 3] [/size][/font]
[font "Arial"][size 4]'That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b]
[font "Arial"][size 4]exact money is always there,' says the man.[/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b]
[font "Arial"][size 4]
The waitress asks, 'But what's with the ostrich?'
[/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"]
[/font][/b] [font "Arial"][size 4]The man sighs, pauses and answers, 'My second wish was for a [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b]
[font "Arial"][size 4]tall chick with a big butt and long legs who agrees with everything [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b]
[font "Arial"][size 4]I say.'
[inline Ostrich.jpeg]
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