06-08-2009, 11:48 PM
My mother e-mailed this to me. Its a good one.
[font "Tahoma"][size 3]ose and Carlos are both unemployed at this time. They both decided to become beggars. They decided to beg in different areas of town.
Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about $800 or $9.00 a day.
Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day, he drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has a lot of money to spend.[/size][/font]
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"Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?
Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"
Carlo's sign reads; "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support."
"What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him.
"No wonder you only get $8.00 or $9.00 a day! You need a better sign to attract the people."
Carlos replies, "Alright, what does your sign say?"
It reads, "I only need another ten dollars to get back to [/size][/font][font "Tahoma"]Mexico[/font][font "Tahoma"]."[/font]
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[font "Tahoma"][size 3]ose and Carlos are both unemployed at this time. They both decided to become beggars. They decided to beg in different areas of town.
Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about $800 or $9.00 a day.
Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day, he drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has a lot of money to spend.[/size][/font]
[font "Tahoma"][size 3]
"Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?
Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"
Carlo's sign reads; "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support."
"What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him.
"No wonder you only get $8.00 or $9.00 a day! You need a better sign to attract the people."
Carlos replies, "Alright, what does your sign say?"
It reads, "I only need another ten dollars to get back to [/size][/font][font "Tahoma"]Mexico[/font][font "Tahoma"]."[/font]
[font "Times-New-Roman"][size 2]
[:p][/size][/font]
[signature]