08-03-2003, 03:38 AM
that's right , i got skunked ! went fishing over to the lake above the dam . the lake that the lake homeoners association wants to become private .
every time i go below the lake's dam i have this numskull of a busybody commin' down on his golfcart to watch me treck thru the marsh to get to the river . well yesterday i was going for some kittys or crappie in the lake , it's my lake just as much as it is theres . but how do you fish it with a no tresspassing sign and gate on a state land easement owned by the county ?
WADERS ! thats right waders ! i can walk that bank in the water and fish as long as i want and there's not a thing those association people can do about it leagely . the land under the water is all state land .
but ileagely , one of thoes so-n-so's tossed a roadkill skunk into my jeep . the local cops had the same idea on the culprit that i did , he's always calling them to complain , as far as our 452 law (fishing harasement ) it didn't stop me from fishing so it dosen't apply . they said no witnesses , no case . at most a mistermenor infraction . misterminor my big toe , do you know what it costs to replace a vehicals interior ??????? i don't call that a prank , i call it willfull destruction of property .
well i spent the day de-scenting my jeep , pulled everything out to the bare metal , next i made a huge tarp tent over the burning pit and got a bunch of coals going and covered them with wet leaves and then put the seats carpets and liners in the tent . the smoke from the leaves release an enzine that nutralizes skunk oder . after that it was lysall, oxi-clean (that stuff is great ! ) and a scrub brush , a little elbo grease too !
everythig is almost dry and should be ready to be put back in on sunday , fresh as a daisey !
the bonehead is gonna be surprised to see me there tomorow afternoon , and just in case , the alarm will be on too ! i thought of wading over in front of his house to fish , that way i could keep an eye on him , but that would just be rubbing salt in that open wound of a mind he's got .
being vendictive is not something i want to present us fishermen as being , but going back to the bank to fish will show that i'm not gonna let some jerk bully us fishermen out of our rights either !
by the way , no crappies , no cats , just more darned gills !
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every time i go below the lake's dam i have this numskull of a busybody commin' down on his golfcart to watch me treck thru the marsh to get to the river . well yesterday i was going for some kittys or crappie in the lake , it's my lake just as much as it is theres . but how do you fish it with a no tresspassing sign and gate on a state land easement owned by the county ?
WADERS ! thats right waders ! i can walk that bank in the water and fish as long as i want and there's not a thing those association people can do about it leagely . the land under the water is all state land .
but ileagely , one of thoes so-n-so's tossed a roadkill skunk into my jeep . the local cops had the same idea on the culprit that i did , he's always calling them to complain , as far as our 452 law (fishing harasement ) it didn't stop me from fishing so it dosen't apply . they said no witnesses , no case . at most a mistermenor infraction . misterminor my big toe , do you know what it costs to replace a vehicals interior ??????? i don't call that a prank , i call it willfull destruction of property .
well i spent the day de-scenting my jeep , pulled everything out to the bare metal , next i made a huge tarp tent over the burning pit and got a bunch of coals going and covered them with wet leaves and then put the seats carpets and liners in the tent . the smoke from the leaves release an enzine that nutralizes skunk oder . after that it was lysall, oxi-clean (that stuff is great ! ) and a scrub brush , a little elbo grease too !
everythig is almost dry and should be ready to be put back in on sunday , fresh as a daisey !
the bonehead is gonna be surprised to see me there tomorow afternoon , and just in case , the alarm will be on too ! i thought of wading over in front of his house to fish , that way i could keep an eye on him , but that would just be rubbing salt in that open wound of a mind he's got .
being vendictive is not something i want to present us fishermen as being , but going back to the bank to fish will show that i'm not gonna let some jerk bully us fishermen out of our rights either !
by the way , no crappies , no cats , just more darned gills !
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