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Happy Thanksgiving to all the members of this site. My daughter lives in Nairobi, Kenya, where she teaches and operates a safari company. Her stories of life in Africa and the terrible conditions for so many of the native African people constantly remind me of how fortunate we are to live in this country. We have much to be thankful for. Mike
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A game warden was driving down the road when he
> came
> upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his
> arm.
>
>
> He stopped and asked the boy, "Where did you get
> that turkey?"
>
> The boy replied, "What turkey?"
>
> The game warden said, "That turkey you're
> carrying
> under your arm."
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> The boy looks down and said, "Well, lookee here,
> a
> turkey done roosted under my arm!"
>
> The game warden said, "Now look, you know turkey
> season is closed, so whatever you do to that
> turkey,
> I'm going to do to you. If you break his leg, I'm
> gonna break your leg.
>
> If you break his wing, I'll break your arm.
>
> Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what
> are you gonna do with him?"
>
> The little boy said, "I guess I'll just kiss his
> ass
> and let him go!"
>
>
>
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>
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> May your stuffing be tasty
> May your turkey plump,
> May your potatoes and gravy
> Have never a lump.
> May your yams be delicious
> And your pies take the prize,
> And may your Thanksgiving dinner
>
> Stay off of your thighs!
>
>
>
> Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!
>
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Happy Thanksgiving!
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Happy Thanksgiving to one and all!
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THATS FUNNY!!!





HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!
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Best wishes too all through the holidays . Be Safe .Curt G.
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This weekend, we will be celebrating Thanksgiving.

Yes, we will have the turkey dinner with all the trimmings but this year, I bow my head and give thanks for the many blessings in my life.

I give thanks to the Banjo Minnow and the Helicopter Lures who parted me from my hard earned money for absolutely nothing in return.

I give thanks to all the TV fishermen who showed me how to catch fish from a private lake that I couldn't possibly afford to fish in.

I give thanks to my $300 GLoomis rod and my $200 Shimano reel that never caught me anything larger than what my old Ugly Stick combo did.

I give thanks to my $30,000 Skeeter bass boat with my 200 horse Mercury that got me to my hot spot first only to discover later that the bigger fish were caught near the ramp.

I give thanks for the big fish I caught pre-fishing for the tournament only to have the weather change with rain and gale force winds on tournament day.

But seriously most of all I give thanks for and to each and everyone of you who has touched my life on BFT.

Happy Thanksgiving to each and everyone of you. [fishin]
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Happy Thanksgiving one and all!

I give thanks to an awesome God full of grace and mercy who gave me another year of fishing fun!
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[quote Bassnbob]This weekend, we will be celebrating Thanksgiving.

Yes, we will have the turkey dinner with all the trimmings but this year, I bow my head and give thanks for the many blessings in my life.

I give thanks to the Banjo Minnow and the Helicopter Lures who parted me from my hard earned money for absolutely nothing in return.

I give thanks to all the TV fishermen who showed me how to catch fish from a private lake that I couldn't possibly afford to fish in.

I give thanks to my $300 GLoomis rod and my $200 Shimano reel that never caught me anything larger than what my old Ugly Stick combo did.

I give thanks to my $30,000 Skeeter bass boat with my 200 horse Mercury that got me to my hot spot first only to discover later that the bigger fish were caught near the ramp.

I give thanks for the big fish I caught pre-fishing for the tournament only to have the weather change with rain and gale force winds on tournament day.

But most of all I give thanks for and to each and everyone of you who has touched my life on BFT.

Happy Thanksgiving to each and everyone of you. [fishin][/quote]

Most of those seem pretty sarcastic. Is the second to the last sentence sarcastic too? [Wink][:p]

HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE! Remember to save room for pie.
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I'm greatful to be sitting in my ice house with my boys getting 3g service and reading ntt posts while it is slow . (i should say slow for now. We are up to 45 nice henrys fish.

Windriver
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[quote iwantabuggy][quote Bassnbob]This weekend, we will be celebrating Thanksgiving.

Yes, we will have the turkey dinner with all the trimmings but this year, I bow my head and give thanks for the many blessings in my life.

I give thanks to the Banjo Minnow and the Helicopter Lures who parted me from my hard earned money for absolutely nothing in return.

I give thanks to all the TV fishermen who showed me how to catch fish from a private lake that I couldn't possibly afford to fish in.

I give thanks to my $300 GLoomis rod and my $200 Shimano reel that never caught me anything larger than what my old Ugly Stick combo did.

I give thanks to my $30,000 Skeeter bass boat with my 200 horse Mercury that got me to my hot spot first only to discover later that the bigger fish were caught near the ramp.

I give thanks for the big fish I caught pre-fishing for the tournament only to have the weather change with rain and gale force winds on tournament day.

But seriously most of all I give thanks for and to each and everyone of you who has touched my life on BFT.

Happy Thanksgiving to each and everyone of you. [fishin][/quote]

Most of those seem pretty sarcastic. Is the second to the last sentence sarcastic too? [Wink][:p]

HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE! Remember to save room for pie.[/quote]

I fixed it.[:p]
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[quote iwantabuggy] HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE! Remember to save room for pie.[/quote]

Pie....... oh yeah!
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Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Be thankful for the days you get to spend on the water.
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Happy Thanksgiving to you all.....
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I give thanks as well to the many new friends that I have made here on BFT and can't wait to meet each one of you.

I am truely thankful for what Our Lord has given us and the invitation He gives to come and partake of His table.

That includes the pie and fishin!
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LOL bassin bob ! i have those lures too. and a bunch of those sound omitting plugs that roll in the water instead of diving


happy t-day to all !
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Happy Thanksgiving to ALL!!
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Amen brother Mike!
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Happy thanks giving!!
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We truly have a lot to be thankful for. Happy Thanksgiving to all!
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