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[cool][#0000ff]Sorry folks. I cain't stand it no longer. I know that proper spelling and grammar ain't a requirement to post on this forum but there are some botch-ups that just keep happening...over and over and over. So I thunk I would have a little fun wit it.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]Like a lot of us, I haven't been out fishun mutch. I really shuld do moore. But with the overall poore fishun reeports and lousy whether I just ain't been exited about puttin on my waiders and gettin in my flot tub. Gas prices are to high and I dun't wanna waist my tyme.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]Thinkin bout wear I mite go this week. Culd be after some slimmers at Dear Crick...maybe up by the damn. Then agin I mite be better off tryin for pearch somewheres.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]If it wuzn't so far I could go to Powell for some strippers...but TubeBabe might not like that. Specially since I'd hafta go all the way to Vegas for the best ones.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]Mebbe I otta hit Willard for some whippers or crappys. Or Pineview for musky.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]Darned DWR. If they managed our waters better we wouldn't have all those stoopid choices and it wouldn't be so confusing. I'm Stumped.[/#0000ff]
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Geeez I guess I better use spell check...But that dont help sometimes.[blush]
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That's funny. "stumped"

Here is a little help on choices of where to go.

Hit Dear Creak yesterdaay lookin fro some prech put got know luv. Coodnt find they in the shallow aniewhere.

Hope that you can find a better spot that they are actualy biteing at.

Good Luck
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Ain't thet the trooth, TD
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I duuno Pat, I herd that Scoalfield had purty good action for some slimmers. And if that wuz slow, then Hunnington is nearby to get a few tigers. After work, I was also considering going to catch some crappy at Utah lake. It is tough though when you drive so far and don't catch nathan. []
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Ad to thee bad spellun tha lac of punktuation and thatll reely git you cunfused ya cain't tell were won sentunc ends and nuther won beggins it can sertainlee git confusein
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[size 3][font "Comic Sans MS"][#800000]Amen Pat! The quality of the grammar and spelling on this and most other websites says a lot about the quality of the country's educational system over the past 20 to 30 years. Most graduating high school seniors today would have a very difficult time passing the tests we had to pass to get out of the 6th grade.[/#800000][/font][/size]
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[font "Comic Sans MS"][#800000][size 3]Texting via cell phones and iPods with all the shortcuts and abbreviations have made the current crop of under 40 year olds a bunch of language illiterates by the standards that you and I grew up under. And I don’t see any chance that things are going to get any better in our lifetimes.[/size][/#800000][/font]
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[cool][#0000ff]Fore shore.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]Guess I arn't t'onliest wun whut knowtissus that stuff. [/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]Of course some flubs are simple miss keys while writing. But a lot of it is by the same posters every time they post. There are those who might argue it is simply a matter of style. I think not so much. [/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]I make a few goofs myself, but try to check on the correct spelling if I have a question before posting.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]While some of us seem to enjoy making fun of those who have problems with spelling and grammar, at least this forum mostly tolerates the mistakes. I have seen some boards where the members are outright hostile and bash someone for failing to use the proper to, too, or two.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]In truth, we enjoy the reports and replies of ALL members. Some of them are young and still in school. Others had only limited educations. Those things should not eliminate being able to play on the boards. It definitely is not a detriment to the enjoyment of fishing and hopefully not to being willing to share and help when possible.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]I heard something a while back that really rang true. Somebody with a very limited education was saying "Hey, the so-called educated folks are who got us into all the messes we are in today. I say let us dummies have a go at it. Couldn't do no worse."[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]My personal apologies to anybody I may have offended with my little takeoff.[/#0000ff]
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[cool][#0000ff]LOL[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]I spent quite a few years of my working career in interviewing, hiring and training people for positions of varying responsibility. It was for me to see the "dumbing down" of the "average" applicant. People with several letters (degrees) after their names were sometimes the worst of the lot...poor spelling and unable to construct even the most basic sentences when asked a question.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]I don't text but if I did I am sure I would not do well in the abbreviated lingo category. Not a good excuse for a lack of knowledge about how to spell correctly.[/#0000ff]
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[fishin]I'm confuzed. everyting luuks correkt in spellin two me
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[cool][#0000ff]Welkum abord. Y'all will fit raht inn heer.[/#0000ff]
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[quote TubeDude][cool][#0000ff]Sorry folks. I cain't stand it no longer. I know that proper spelling and grammar ain't a requirement to post on this forum but there are some botch-ups that just keep happening...over and over and over. So I thunk I would have a little fun wit it.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]Like a lot of us, I haven't been out fishun mutch. I really shuld do moore. But with the overall poore fishun reeports and lousy whether I just ain't been exited about puttin on my waiders and gettin in my flot tub. Gas prices are to high and I dun't wanna waist my tyme.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]Thinkin bout wear I mite go this week. Culd be after some slimmers at Dear Crick...maybe up by the damn. Then agin I mite be better off tryin for pearch somewheres.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]If it wuzn't so far I could go to Powell for some strippers...but TubeBabe might not like that. Specially since I'd hafta go all the way to Vegas for the best ones.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]Mebbe I otta hit Willard for some whippers or crappys. Or Pineview for musky.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]Darned DWR. If they managed our waters better we wouldn't have all those stoopid choices and it wouldn't be so confusing. I'm Stumped.[/#0000ff][/quote]





OH! Ur stumped......now we nos...he he he
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Dubob, I think I will have to disagree with you on the educational systems fault. I will agree that the texting has alot to do with it . Our society accepts the short cuts. The younger generation is slaughtering the english language . We as educators don't teach them how to text. I know it is a pain to try to translate some of the assignments I grade. I certainly don't approve of the poor spelling. I don't want to be given credit for it. gshorthair
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So Pat, er duh pike runnin' yet? []
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"From Cambridge University .

O lny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, t he olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rgh it pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs psas it on !!"

I figure we can't spell everything so our brain fill's in the blanks...
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My typing is so bad that I automatically hit spell check on everything !! It is not 100%, but it catches most of the errors !!!

This was my favorite...very funny Pat.

[#0000ff]If it wuzn't so far I could go to Powell for some strippers...but TubeBabe might not like that. Specially since I'd hafta go all the way to Vegas for the best ones.[/#0000ff]
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[quote ParrMark]So Pat, er duh pike runnin' yet? [][/quote]

[cool][#0000ff]Nope. But they's a walkin' purty fast...fer pikes.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]Man, does that bring back bad memories. Just about went fist city with some of them old goobers that wouldn't hear of "pike" bein' walleye. They also called ya ten kinds of a liar if you told 'em you caught 'em fairly...in the mouth...instead of on a "Provo River dry fly" (weighted treble hook).[/#0000ff]
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[laugh]LOL! Made my day! Thanks TD
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[quote TubeDude][#0000ff]Man, does that bring back bad memories.[/#0000ff][/quote]

Those weerrrrr theee daaayyyyys!!!!



The ol' pike run sure brought some mouth breathin' knuckle draggers. [crazy]
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