Fishing Forum

Those of you who know me are probably aware that I don't hold France in the highest regard. This feeling became more pronounced when the French wouldn't allow us to overfly their country during the first gulf war. I just recently read a bulletin board posting detailing the new four step French national security alert protocol. Thought I'd share it.

Step 1. Run
Step 2. Hide
Step 3. Surrender
Step 4. Collaborate

Thoughts?
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Don't forget they didn't allow us to fly over their Country to hit Libya before that either.

Saw some French military rifles for sale cheap. Never been fired and only dropped once.
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I'm not a Francophile by any means. However they did help us win our Independence from England. They have also never sided against us in a declared war. It's not like they're Saudis whose indoctrination produced most of the 911 hijackers.
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As we speak there are some French Tanks for sale on ebay. They have one forward gear and 4 reverse.
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