Fishing Forum

A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over
There was one problem. The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show "Look, it's not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table," or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace
The magician was furious, but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the captain's parrot. Then the ship sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot.
They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and then another and then
Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold back and said, "OK, I give up. Where's the bloody ship?"



Edit: links are not allowed for new members.
[signature]

Little Eddy and his mom were digging for fishing bait in the garden. Uncovering a many-legged creature, Eddy proudly dangled it before his mom.

“No, honey, it won’t do for bait,” she said. “It’s not an earthworm.”

“It’s not?” Eddy asked, his eyes wide. “What planet is it from?”
[signature]

Maurice: Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
Denise: Where?
Maurice: The bobber shop.[fishon]
[signature]

- What do you get when you cross a fishing lure with a gym sock?

- I don’t know. What?
- A hook, line and stinker!
[signature]