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Be careful who you offend. - mateo - 02-04-2005 A few nights ago a few friends and I were in a bar, telling all the polish jokes we knew. Boy, what a feast! Anyway, I ducked into the restroom to sprinkle the old porcelain. While I was in there, this big guy came in and said to me, "Hey pal, I'm Polish and I don't like you telling all those Polish jokes!" So I said, "Well, they're not against you, pal, just against anyone in Poland." "My mother is in Poland!" he screams, and pulls out a razor. Boy was I scared... and I was sure he would have killed me if he had found a place to plug it in! [signature] Re: [mateo] Be careful who you offend. - FlyingFish - 02-09-2005 Kind of reminds me of the guy in the movie "Bachellor Party" trying to commit suicide with an electric. [signature] Re: [FlyingFish] Be careful who you offend. - mateo - 02-09-2005 Hey, I remember that. [signature] Re: [mateo] Be careful who you offend. - Kent - 02-10-2005 I was parked behind a man a couple days ago at the drive-up ATM at a bank. Another car pulled up to the side of me at the drive-up teller. For whatever reason, he immediately honked his horn. We were under a canopy and as a result the sound echoed and made it impossible to tell who had honked. I hoped the guy in front of me didn't think I was the one who had honked. I got my question answered when I got the one-finger-salute from him as he pulled away. I was just grateful that he wasn't a gun-packing citizen with a hot temper. [signature] Re: [mateo] Be careful who you offend. - icehole69 - 02-15-2005 [laugh]ha ha ha LMAO.... good one... [laugh][sly] [signature] |