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Cans of Worms - PrinceFisher - 06-23-2005
[font "Times New Roman"][size 3]A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.
Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.
So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this demonstration?
A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said,
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"[/size][/font]
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Don't you just love little old ladies????[/size][/font]
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Re: [PrinceFisher] Cans of Worms - fishnpro40 - 06-23-2005
Oh thats funny right there, I don't care ya are
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Re: [PrinceFisher] Cans of Worms - Theekillerbee - 06-23-2005
That's pretty funny[sly]
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Re: [PrinceFisher] Cans of Worms - Fishhound - 06-25-2005
Good one - nice way to start the morning !
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Re: [PrinceFisher] Cans of Worms - ocean - 06-26-2005
[sly] that was funny!
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Re: [PrinceFisher] Cans of Worms - Fishhound - 06-27-2005
I just love direct observation and analysis. The poor preacher didn't have a chance with that one. Good way to start the day ! Thanx !
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