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Senior Dress Code - jamesbe2759 - 06-29-2005 I know many fishermen, me included, don't give a damn about dress codes especially when we wear chest waders almost all the time. However, once in a while we all have to get dressed-up to go to a buddy's funeral, church, applying for welfare or whatever. For those "once in a while" occasions PLEASE consider the following dress code. SENIOR DRESS CODE Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 60, WAY over 60, or hovering near 60) are quite about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided: 1. A nose ring and bifocals 2. Spiked hair and bald spots 3. A pierced and dentures 4. Miniskirts and support hose 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads 6. Speedo's and cellulite 7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge 10. Bikinis and liver spots 11. Short shorts and varicose veins 12. Inline skates and a walker And last, but not least . . my personal favorite: 13. Thongs and Depends Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop. By the way, personally, I don't see anything wrong with #13. That's what I wear under my waders. [signature] Re: [jamesbe2759] Senior Dress Code - tynyum9800 - 06-29-2005 are u talking thongs or depends.[] lol [signature] Re: [tynyum9800] Senior Dress Code - jamesbe2759 - 06-29-2005 Yes, both !! [signature]