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Giving 110% - windknot - 08-18-2005
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From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then: [/size][/#000080][/font][font "Comic Sans MS"][blue][size 6]
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K [/size][/blue][/font][font "Comic Sans MS"][#000080][size 6]
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%[/size][/#000080][/font][font "Arial"][#b16649][size 6] [/size][/#b16649][/font][font "Comic Sans MS"][#000080][size 6]
and [/size][/#000080][/font][font "Comic Sans MS"][#b16649][size 6]
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E [/size][/#b16649][/font][font "Comic Sans MS"][#000080][size 6]
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But, [/size][/#000080][/font][font "Arial"][#008000][size 6]
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E [/size][/#008000][/font][font "Arial"][#000080][size 6]
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And, [/size][/#000080][/font][font "Comic Sans MS"][#800000][size 6]
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T [/size][/#800000][/font][font "Comic Sans MS"][#000080][size 6]
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. [/size][/#000080][/font][font "Comic Sans MS"][#800080][size 6]
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G [/size][/#800080][/font][font "Comic Sans MS"][#000080][size 6]
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While[/size][/#000080][/font][font "Arial"][#000080][size 2] [/size][/#000080][/font][font "Comic Sans MS"][blue][size 6]Hard work[/size][/blue][/font][font "Comic Sans MS"][#b16649][size 6] [/size][/#b16649][/font][font "Comic Sans MS"][#000080][size 6]and[/size][/#000080][/font][font "Arial"][#000080][size 2] [/size][/#000080][/font][font "Comic Sans MS"][red][size 6]Knowledge[/size][/red][/font][font "Comic Sans MS"][#b16649][size 6] [/size][/#b16649][/font][font "Comic Sans MS"][#000080][size 6]will get you close, and[/size][/#000080][/font][font "Arial"][#000080][size 2] [/size][/#000080][/font][font "Comic Sans MS"][#008000][size 6]Attitude[/size][/#008000][/font][font "Arial"][#000080][size 2] [/size][/#000080][/font][font "Comic Sans MS"][#000080][size 6]will[/size][/#000080][/font][font "Comic Sans MS"][#b16649][size 6] get you there, it's the[/size][/#b16649][/font][font "Arial"][#000080][size 2] [/size][/#000080][/font][font "Comic Sans MS"][#800000][size 6]BullshiT[/size][/#800000][/font][font "Comic Sans MS"][#b16649][size 6] and[/size][/#b16649][/font][font "Arial"][#000080][size 2] [/size][/#000080][/font][font "Comic Sans MS"][#800080][size 6]Ass kissing[/size][/#800080][/font][font "Comic Sans MS"][#b16649][size 6] that[/size][/#b16649][/font][font "Arial"][#000080][size 2] [/size][/#000080][/font][font "Comic Sans MS"][#000080][size 6]will put you over the[/size][/#000080][/font][font "Comic Sans MS"][#000080][size 2] [/size][/#000080][/font][font "Comic Sans MS"][#000080][size 6]top[/size][/#000080][/font][font "Comic Sans MS"][size 3] [/size][/font][/size][/#000000][/font]
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Re: [windknot] Giving 110% - ocean - 08-18-2005
Dude you just figured a way to get ahead at work! You are a genius wish i thought of that.[
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Re: [windknot] Giving 110% - jamesbe2759 - 08-19-2005
Damn, if I had known this BEFORE I retired I would be living on a bigger pension right now. My life story....a day late and a dollar short.
In school I got A+ in Bullshit 101 and A+ in AssKissing 101 and I've always had an ATTITUDE.
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Re: [windknot] Giving 110% - BassAckward - 08-19-2005
I HAVE HAD THIS UP ON MY WALL AT WORK FOR 2 YEARS NOW. I USE IT EVERYDAY..... NOW I AM THE TOP SALESMAN IN THE COMPANY IT TRUELY WORKS.[
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Re: [windknot] Giving 110% - utfishguy31 - 08-27-2005
Wow dude, That is truely amazing!!..LOL. and the truth!![
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