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Minnesota Facts - Flagmanonice - 10-05-2006
>YOU ARE FROM RURAL MINNESOTA IF...............
> >You know how to polka, but never tried it sober.
> >FFA was the most popular club in high school.
> >You know what knee-high by the Fourth of July
> means.
> >You know it is traditional for the bride and groom
> to go bar hopping
> >between the ceremony and the reception.
> >You were delighted to get a miniature snow shovel
> for your 3rd birthday.
> >You can recognize someone from Iowa by their
> driving.
> >>>You buy Christmas presents at Fleet Farm.
> >You spent more on beer than you did on food at your
> wedding.
> >You hear someone use the word "oof-dah" and you do
> not immediately break
> >into uncontrollable laughter.
> >You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.
> >You or someone you know was a "Dairy Princess" at a
> county fair.
> >You know that "combine" is a noun.
> >You let your older siblings talk you into putting
> your
on a steel> >post in the middle of winter.
> >You think Lutheran and Catholic are THE major
> religions.
> >You know that creek rhymes with pick.
> >Football schedules are checked before wedding dates
> are set.
> >Saturday you go the local bowling ally.
> >There was at least one kid in your class who had to
> help milk cows in the
> >morning..phew!
> >You have driven your car on a lake.
> >You can make sense out of the word "upnort" and
> "batree."
> >You always believed that vacation meant "going up
> North."
> >At every wedding you have been to you have had to
> dance the hokey poky and
> >the chicken dance.
> >Your definition of a small town is one that only
> has one bar.
> >The local gas station sells live bait.
> >At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a
> meat processing plant.
> >Your mom asks, "Were you born in a barn?" and you
> know exactly what she
> >means.
> >You think that the start of deer season is a
> national holiday.
> >Pop is not only what you call your dad, but is the
> ONLY name for soda.
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Re: [Flagmanonice] Minnesota Facts - UpNorthMN - 10-05-2006
Funny flagmanonice,
Though I understand most of them, it seems some of them are more directed to the rural farmland instead of upnort where I am. Oh well still funny[cool][cool]
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Re: [Flagmanonice] Minnesota Facts - davetclown - 10-07-2006
well, I guess I am not from the minnasodian institute, every thing else fits except the FFA, we had the FHC, only I wasnt a member untill I hit 30 and ya aint allowed to be a member past 18...LOL
being one of the last live stock farms in my hood had its di
vantages on the school bus in the morning when It was finaly invented. tromping though the chicken, pig, dog, cow, bunny pittle then running to hop the buss in the morning, might I say the gals were not all that understanding with thier P's and U's...LOL.... yep I am a dinasaur. at least in my neighborhood.
Just got to see green acres on the tube the other day, I had forgotten how hilarrious that show is...[laugh]
By the way, arnald says to say howdy, and he want to be the next arnold of california.[angelic]
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Re: [Flagmanonice] Minnesota Facts - DrownedDesertRat - 10-08-2006
I'm obviously oblivious to several of these since I'm a California boy that got lost in a suburban setting here in Minnesoota. Oofdah!
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Re: [Flagmanonice] Minnesota Facts - 1iceman - 11-19-2006
good one Flag ..
it sure brings me back..
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Re: [Flagmanonice] Minnesota Facts - Bassmaster-ND - 12-15-2006
Hey Steve![cool]
Its been awhile.
Hows the fishing?
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Re: [Bassmaster-ND] Minnesota Facts - Flagmanonice - 12-16-2006
Fishing , whats that ??? LOL !! . I have two kids in hockey now,( Flaggirl @ Thunderboy) so I have'nt had time too ! Say , was just thinking about your Grandpa last week , they are talking about building a pool here ,and remembered him and gym class , making us swim all those laps !! LOL !!
Later , say hi to your Dad
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Re: [Flagmanonice] Minnesota Facts - UpNorthMN - 01-11-2007
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> >FFA was the most popular club in high school.
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By the way, what in the world is FFA? Either I can't think of it or I am too young and have never heard of it.
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Re: [UpNorthMN] Minnesota Facts - Flagmanonice - 01-11-2007
I belive it means " Future Farmers of America " not posite thou !
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Re: [Flagmanonice] Minnesota Facts - UpNorthMN - 01-12-2007
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I belive it means " Future Farmers of America " not posite thou !
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Ahh,
I'm to young and too far north to know that.
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Re: [Flagmanonice] Minnesota Facts - 1iceman - 01-12-2007
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I belive it means " Future Farmers of America " not posite thou !
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FLAGMANONICE,
You are so right..
see i was one here in staples,mn [
] so see you learned something today..
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Re: [1iceman] Minnesota Facts - Flagmanonice - 01-13-2007
[
] Gee , just read my post , and found out I could'nt type "positive " , now I feel like a hick !! lol !! .
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Re: [Flagmanonice] Minnesota Facts - davetclown - 01-14-2007
You feel like family?
thats gotta be a good thing?
Ya'll remember Bill Monro and the Osborne brothers?
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