+- Fishing Forum (https://bigfishtackle.com/forum)
+-- Forum: Utah Fishing Forum (https://bigfishtackle.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?fid=386)
+--- Forum: Off Topic Board (https://bigfishtackle.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?fid=112)
+--- Thread: Patriot Microchip (/showthread.php?tid=500206)
Patriot Microchip - TubeDude - 05-12-2009
[size 4][font "Arial"][#000000]THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.[/#000000][/font][/size][#000000][size 4]
[/size][/#000000]
[font "Arial"][#000000][size 4]The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.[/size][/#000000][/font][#000000][size 4]
[/size][/#000000]
[font "Arial"][#000000][size 4]When properly installed, it will allow the implanted to speak to God.[/size][/#000000][/font][size 4][#000000] [/#000000][/size]
[size 4][#000000][/#000000][/size]
[size 4][#000000][/#000000][#000000][size 4]It comes in various sizes:[/size][/#000000][/size]
[size 4][#000000][size 4][/size][/#000000][/size][inline "PATRIOT MICROCHIP.jpg"]
[black][size 3]
[/size][/black]
[font "Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][/font]
[font "Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][/font]
[font "Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][/font]
[center][black][size 5][font "Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"]The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly-skilled technician.[/font][/size][/black][font "Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][black][size 2] [/size][/black][/font][black][size 5]
[font "Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"]The implant may or may not be painless.[/font][/size][/black][font "Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][black][size 2] [/size][/black][/font][black][size 5]
[font "Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"]Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary.
Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.
Please enjoy the security we provide for you.[/font][/size][/black][font "Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][black][size 2] [/size][/black][/font][black][size 5]
[font "Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"]Best regards,[/font][/size][/black][font "Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][black][size 2] [/size][/black][/font][/center]
[font "Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][black][size 2][inline MARINES.jpg][/size][/black][/font]
[font "Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][black][size 2][/size][/black][/font][font "Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][black][size 2]
[center]
[/center]
[/size][/black][/font]
[signature]
Re: [TubeDude] Patriot Microchip - Theekillerbee - 05-13-2009
I wanna be a microchip insertion tech!!!![sly]
[signature]
Re: [TubeDude] Patriot Microchip - lunkerhunter2 - 05-13-2009
[inline "machine gun.gif"] [inline "AK 47.gif"]
I love the new technology[sly]
[signature]