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Excact change........funny joke - catfish-logic - 05-31-2009 [font "Arial"][size 4]A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b] [font "Arial"][size 4]The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b] [font "Arial"][size 4]ostrich, 'What's yours?'[/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b] [font "Times New Roman"][size 3] [/size][/font] [font "Arial"][size 4]'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order.[/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b][font "Arial"][size 4]'That will be [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b] [font "Arial"][size 4]$9.40 please,' and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b] [font "Arial"][size 4]the exact change for payment. [/size][/font][font "Arial"][size 6] [/size][/font][font "Arial"][size 4]The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b] [font "Arial"][size 4]says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke.'[/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b] [font "Times New Roman"][size 3] [/size][/font] [font "Arial"][size 4]The ostrich says, 'I'll have the same.' Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.[/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b] [font "Arial"][size 4] This becomes routine until the two enter again. 'The usual?' asks [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b] [font "Arial"][size 4]the waitress. [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b] [font "Arial"][size 4]'No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b] [font "Arial"][size 4]a salad,' says the man.[/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b] [font "Times New Roman"][size 3] [/size][/font] [font "Arial"][size 4]'Same,' says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, 'That will be $32.62.'[/size][/font][font "Arial"][size 6] [/size][/font][font "Arial"][size 4]Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b] [font "Arial"][size 4]places it on the table. The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer. [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b][font "Arial"][size 4]'Excuse me, [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b] [font "Arial"][size 4]sir.[/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b][font "Arial"][size 4] How do you manage to always come up with the exact change [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b] [font "Arial"][size 4]in your pocket every time?'[/size][/font][font "Arial"][size 6] [/size][/font][font "Arial"][size 4]'Well,' says the man, 'several years ago I was cleaning out my [/size][/font] [font "Arial"][size 4]grandma's attic[/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b][font "Arial"][size 4]and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie [/size][/font] [font "Arial"][size 4]appeared and offered me two wishes. [/size][/font] [font "Times New Roman"][size 3] [/size][/font] [font "Arial"][size 4]My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just [/size][/font] [font "Arial"][size 4]put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would [/size][/font] [font "Arial"][size 4]always be there' [/size][/font][font "Arial"][size 6] [/size][/font][font "Arial"][size 4]'That's brilliant!' says the waitress. 'Most people would ask for a [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b] [font "Arial"][size 4]million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b] [font "Arial"][size 4]want for as long as you live!'[/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b] [font "Times New Roman"][size 3] [/size][/font] [font "Arial"][size 4]'That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b] [font "Arial"][size 4]exact money is always there,' says the man.[/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b] [font "Arial"][size 4] The waitress asks, 'But what's with the ostrich?' [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b] [font "Arial"][size 4]The man sighs, pauses and answers, 'My second wish was for a [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b] [font "Arial"][size 4]tall chick with a big butt and long legs who agrees with everything [/size][/font][b][font "Futura Md BT"] [/font][/b] [font "Arial"][size 4]I say.' [inline Ostrich.jpeg] [/size][/font] [signature] Re: [catfish-logic] Excact change........funny joke - REPETER - 05-31-2009 [laugh]One of the best jokes I've heard in a long time... can I steal it? [sly] [signature]