Stressed on what to eat for X-mas dinner?

[nomoose]

>Can't eat Beef, Mad cow....
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>Can't eat chicken . bird flu
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>Can't eat eggs ... Salmonella
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>Can't eat pork ... fears that bird flu will infect piggies
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>Can't eat fish ... heavy metals in the waters have poisoned their meat
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>Can't eat fruits and veggies...insecticides and herbicides...HHHmmmm!!!
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>I believe that leaves Chocolate!!!! (oh yeah!!!!)
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>Chocolate is a Vegetable
>Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Bean = vegetable.
>Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar BEETS.
>Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category.
>Thus, chocolate is a vegetable. (That's great! Bring it on!!)
>To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain
>milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food.
>Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries
>all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
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>Remember - - -
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>STRESSED spelled backward is DESSERTS
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[mikecromaine]

[size 1]>Can't eat fruits and veggies...insecticides and herbicides...HHHmmmm!!! [/size]

Well i think that cuts out chocolate covered anything if chocolate is a veggie and fruits with chocolate a double wammmy but i like the idea there.
thanks for the
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[fish1on]

Don't breath either... the air contains millions of toxins.

On a serious note, I think I might steam up some crab legs for Xmass dinner instead of the traditional meal. I am so sick of turkey and ham between work and home.

The crab legs will probably have all kinds of biochemical problems with them but who cares... they are good eatin!!!
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[nomoose]

well thruth be known I'm going to be eating wild goose I shot. and that might have some steel in it that I put.
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[Cowmilker]

I was going to say "I know some guy who was bragging about jump shooting some geese out west" maybe you could see if he would let you eat one of them!
Steve
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[nomoose]

did you happen to get his name?
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