08-08-2005, 05:59 PM
A man wanted to get married. He was
> > having trouble choosing among three likely candidates.
> > He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches
> > to see what they do with the money.
> >
> > The first does a total make over. She
> > goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new
> > make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up
> > very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has
> > done this to be more attractive for him because she
> > loves him so much.
> >
> > The man was impressed.
> >
> > The second goes shopping to buy the man
> > gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new
> > gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes.
> > As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she
> > has spent all the money on him because she loves him
> > so much.
> >
> > Again, the man is impressed.
> >
> > The third invests the money in the stock
> > market. She earns several !
> > times the $5,000. She gives him back his
> > $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account.
> > She tells him that she wants to save for their future
> > because she loves him so much.
> >
> > Obviously, the man was impressed.
> >
> > The man thought for a long time about what
> > each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
> >
> > Then, he married the one with the biggest
> > boobs.
> >
> > Men are like that, you know.
> >
> >
> > ....There is more money being spent on
> > breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's
> > research. This means that by 2040, there should be a
> > large elderly population with perky boobs and huge
> > erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do
> > with them.
> >
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> > having trouble choosing among three likely candidates.
> > He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches
> > to see what they do with the money.
> >
> > The first does a total make over. She
> > goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new
> > make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up
> > very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has
> > done this to be more attractive for him because she
> > loves him so much.
> >
> > The man was impressed.
> >
> > The second goes shopping to buy the man
> > gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new
> > gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes.
> > As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she
> > has spent all the money on him because she loves him
> > so much.
> >
> > Again, the man is impressed.
> >
> > The third invests the money in the stock
> > market. She earns several !
> > times the $5,000. She gives him back his
> > $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account.
> > She tells him that she wants to save for their future
> > because she loves him so much.
> >
> > Obviously, the man was impressed.
> >
> > The man thought for a long time about what
> > each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
> >
> > Then, he married the one with the biggest
> > boobs.
> >
> > Men are like that, you know.
> >
> >
> > ....There is more money being spent on
> > breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's
> > research. This means that by 2040, there should be a
> > large elderly population with perky boobs and huge
> > erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do
> > with them.
> >
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]. I think the man chose wisely.