02-17-2012, 10:00 AM
So there I was today, innocently slaving away in the most sincere paper mill in the south, when all of the sudden my phone gives a little ::blung::, and up pops a picture of Big&#39;Un (Hickorynut123) holding up a nice keeper bass with one of those fecal consuming looks on his face.<br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> Big&#39;Un pops a keeper and sends me this teaser text - AT WORK !!<br /><br /> (nice guy, huh?)<br /><br />Of course, I ask him where the heck he was, and he tells me he&#39;s out on the water with his Dad and the weather is nice and they&#39;re bagging some bass...<br /><br />Now I&#39;m thinking &quot;Why would you tease your good buddy and fishing partner with awesome good time photos while he&#39;s stuck at work?&quot; Next thing I know, I hear another ::blung::, and I&#39;m staring at Big&#39;Un&#39;s Dad, Doyle, and he&#39;s got a nice, fat toad TOO !!<br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> Doyle gets in on the act too...<br /><br />What a couple of cruel S.O.B.&#39;s !! Of course, being the paper making professional that I am, I shake off the temptation and refocus on the task at hand. Just about the time I can start to see the light at the end of my daily tunnel, there&#39;s that darned ::blung:: again and Big&#39;Un&#39;s unnaturally large body fills my Blackberry screen for the final time...<br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> This was the straw that broke ol&#39; PG&#39;s back...<br />Time for me to get out there !!<br /><br />I couldn&#39;t handle it anymore !! I grabbed my coat &amp; keys and beat a path for the door. I flew home in the Yukon, hitched up the old tin can in record time and did my best Dale Earnhardt imitation trying to set a record from my driveway to the Sullivan&#39;s ramp. I slid the boat off the trailer at 5:30PM under broken clouds with shafts of sunlight pouring out across the Nick. There was a slight breeze and the air temperature hovered right around 63 degrees. I fired up the &#39;Rude, lit a fine cigar and headed up river to join my &quot;pals&quot;. I knew there wasn&#39;t much time for fishing, but it seemed like it was going to be the right time for fishing and I was pumped to bag a few before supper.<br /><br />I chunked and twitched and swept and cranked and ripped and paused and even walked the dog, but it just wasn&#39;t my night.<br /><br /><br />I never even got a bump.<br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> Ol&#39; PG comes up empty.<br />Guess I should have stayed at work... NOT !!<br /><br />For the record, those guys said they caught &#39;em on jerk baits. It was a slow pick all day in the 47 degree water and they a stuck couple of slicks in addition to the nice ones pictured here. They worked from the Catfish house all the way back up to Cummins Lake from about noon until 6:30PM. Good job Big&#39;Un &amp; Doyle !! I&#39;m still jealous...<br /><br />Oh well. Tomorrow&#39;s another day and the weather is supposed turn crappy. I always have done my best &quot;work&quot; in adverse conditions.<br /><br />See you guys on the water...<br /><br />PG