How do you get rid of a skunk?

[BADFISH]

I BELIEVE THERE IS SUCH A THING AS SKUNK REPELLANT. I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY HOW TO STINK OUT A STINKER, BUT IT FALLS IN WITH THE SQUIRELL, RACOON, SKUNK, ETC...REPELLANT. I DO NOT KNOW IF YOU CAN GET IT LOCALLY, IT MAY HAVE TO BE AN INTERNET SEARCH TYPE OF THING, BUT IF YOU SEAL UP THE GARBAGE AND ALL VERY WELL, IN EFFECT STOP FEEDING IT, IT SHOULD GO AWAY ON ITS OWN, IF ALL THAT FAILS, A SHOTGUN IS GOOD, OR PAY YOUR DUES AND LET LOOSE THE DOGS ON HIM ONCE, THEY WILL STINK OF COURSE BUT I CAN TELL YOU HE WONT COME BACK AFTER HE KNOWS THEY ARE THERE. HE KNOWS NOW THEY ARE LOCKED UP AND CANNOT GET TO HIM SO HE DOESNT CARE ABOUT THEM, BUT IF YOU LOOSE THE DOGS, AND GET YA A CASE OF TOMATOE JUICE, V8 WORKS IN A PINCH, YOU CAN GET RID OF THAT BOY LET HIM LIVE AND YOU YOURSELF WILL BE SKUNK FREE......AFTER YOU WASH THEM DOGS.

JUST A THOUGHT,

LATERS,
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