03-24-2021, 06:02 PM
I have a lot of fun with the dimbulb clerks where I sometimes buy nightcrawlers. When they ask "Are ya goin' fishin'?" I reply "No, these are for my lunch." After their incredulous looks, guffawing or retching I continue with "Yeah, with a little marinara sauce they make great spaghetti. But they sometimes tickle going down."