Cowboy's ghost carp (Really Cookie's Cats)

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Now waitaminnit!  Those little whirlies are good but they can't "wake the dead".  You're a sick puppy.

But he fought well above his class

Dead carp ain't got no class...just like anyone who would hook one on a line and pretend they caught it.  Sheesh!

I'll have you know that I always treat carp with respect.  They are a fine game fish and deserve to be released unharmed.  Like the one in this picture.