05-20-2004, 04:24 AM
[left][size 2]I found this unexpected thread on the Colorado board. It reminds me of a story about fishermen and unexpected surprises.[/size][/left] [center][size 3][#ff0000]The Fisherman[/#ff0000][/size][/center][size 3]
[font "Verdana"][size 1]Every Saturday morning he went fishing. He would get up early and eager, make his lunch, hook up his boat and off he would go...all day long. [/size][/font]
[font "Verdana"][size 1]Well, one Saturday morning he got up early as usual, dressed quietly, got his lunch made, put on his long johns, grabbed the dog, went to the garage and hooked his boat to the truck and down the driveway he went. Coming out of his garage it was pouring rain; it was a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind was blowing 50 mph. Minutes later, he returned to the garage, came back into the house and turned the TV to the weather channel. The forecast was for the horrid weather to continue all day long, so he put his boat back in the garage, quietly undressed and slipped back into bed. [/size][/font]
[font "Verdana"][size 1]There he cuddled up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." To which she sleepily replied, "Yeah, and can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that stuff!"[/size][/font] [left][/size][size 1][/size] [/left]
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[font "Verdana"][size 1]Every Saturday morning he went fishing. He would get up early and eager, make his lunch, hook up his boat and off he would go...all day long. [/size][/font]
[font "Verdana"][size 1]Well, one Saturday morning he got up early as usual, dressed quietly, got his lunch made, put on his long johns, grabbed the dog, went to the garage and hooked his boat to the truck and down the driveway he went. Coming out of his garage it was pouring rain; it was a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind was blowing 50 mph. Minutes later, he returned to the garage, came back into the house and turned the TV to the weather channel. The forecast was for the horrid weather to continue all day long, so he put his boat back in the garage, quietly undressed and slipped back into bed. [/size][/font]
[font "Verdana"][size 1]There he cuddled up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." To which she sleepily replied, "Yeah, and can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that stuff!"[/size][/font] [left][/size][size 1][/size] [/left]
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