ONE MORE FUNNY ONE

[mikecromaine]

Oil shortage....
> >>
> >> A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have
> >>

> >> an oil shortage here in America.

> >> ~~~
> >>
> >> Well, there's a very simple answer
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> >> ~~~
> >>
> >> Nobody bothered to check the oil.
> >> ~~~
> >> We just didn't know we were getting low.
> >> ~~~
> >> The reason for that is purely geographical
> >> ~~~
> >> Our OIL is located in
> >> ~~~
> >> Alaska
> >> ~~~
> >> California
> >> ~~~
> >> Oklahoma and TEXAS
> >> ~~~
> >>Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington
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