Unoficial Football Pool Tally & Chatt

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[#009900][size 1]. So get your picks in for Week #16 for you do not want to get shut out now! Quick reminder for those of you who are going crazy with all the holiday bustle. There are Saturday games once again this week so all picks must be made before midnight fryday[/size][/#009900]
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[#009900][size 1]Who is going to have Christmas in January??? With that being said, in not wanting to break Christmas tradition, we are proud to bring you:



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'Twas the week before Christmas, with twelve teams having a shot, for the seven remaining invitations, we call the all important playoff spots.

[#009900]Each teams uniforms are hung in in their lockers with care, with hopes that their seasons will not end in despair.
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Palmer and Plummer are all snuggled in their beds, while visions of the playoffs are dancing in their heads;
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[#009900]And the Rams, Bills, and Titans on Sunday took a cr_p!, and in two more weeks will be settling down for a long winter's nap.
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When out in Minnesota there arose such a clatter, Mike Tice and members of the "Booze" cruise were screaming,"What the heck is the matter?"

[#009900]Six victories in a row and the past is gone like a flash, then a bad loss to the Steelers ... maybe just maybe the playoffs and Coach of the Year might have been a little too rash.
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The Bucs were helpless as they became another December fallen foe, as the Patriots began their season long quest for a third Super Bowl in a row.

[#009900]When what to my wondering eyes should appear, the Packers are 3-11 and having a horrible year?
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With a Hall of Famed quaterback that is no longer lively and quick, it's no wonder cheeseheads from all over are feeling so sick.

[#009900]More rapid than "Vick" the losses they came, in case you do not know them we will call them by name-
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"The, Raiders! The, Saints! The Packers and Jets!" Pulling up the rear, "The, Texans! The, Niners!", these are the teams you do not want to bet!

[#009900]To the top of the draft ladder, to win is to fall, "Reggie Bush", "Reggie Bush", "Reggie Bush", is the call!
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An inept offense that would make grown men cry, the Falcons were pounded by the Bears under the freezing cold Chicago sky.

[#009900]So onto New York where the Chiefs were hoping for a happy finish, instead they loss to the Giants and watched their wild-card chances diminish.
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And then in anticipation, we hoped we would all see, the Indianapolis Colts move a step closer to tieing history.

[#009900]As we waited and waited, watching the scores scroll on the bottom of our set, the Colts took a 17-16 lead into the fourth quarter making things more interesting yet.
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On the road, and dressed in their blue and white, the Chargers were not going to go away easily without putting up a fight.

[#009900]A bundle of wins is what the Colts had compiled week after week, and one loss to the Chargers is not the end of the world since a Super Bowl is what they seek.
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The Jaguars improve to ten and four, the Seahawks win ten straight, the Panthers are feeling kind of rosy, and the Redskins get victory number eight.

[#009900]In Philly, T.O.'s droll BIG mouth was tied up like a bow, for he will not be proclaiming this year, "To the football field I will go!"
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The stump of a cigar will not be held in Parcell's teeth anytime soon, for his Cowboys played the Redskins like a bunch of buffoons.

[#009900]The "Big Tuna" may have a broad face and a fat round belly, but with this loss I guarantee it's not laughing like a bowl full of jelly.
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[#009900]He is clueless and looks dumbfounded, just an awful team President and CEO, if our Lions are ever going to contend in this league, Matt Millen must be the man to go!
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This year started with promise and playoff hopes filled our heads, immediately this should have told us that we had everything to dread.

[#009900]It started back in 2001 when he went straight to his work, losing season upon losing season, he has done it with a smirk.
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Then wiping the tears and blowing our nose, Lion fans have come to realize that this is how a typical season goes.

[#009900]William Clay Ford needs to spring to his senses and blow the final whistle before Mr. Millen has the chance to prick us all in the butt once more with the thorn of a thistle.
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At 4-10 and trying to cope the best that we can, as Detroit faithfuls we exclaim, "IT DOESN'T GET ANY WORSE THAN THIS, BUT THERE'S NOTHING QUITE LIKE BEING A DETROIT LION FAN!"



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