03-21-2006, 10:37 PM
[black][size 2]A husband was in BIG trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.[/size][/black]
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[black][size 2]"Tomorrow," his wife scolded him, "there had better be something in our driveway that goes from zero to 200 in two seconds flat!"[/size][/black]
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[black][size 2]The next morning, the wife looked outside and saw a small package in the driveway. She brought it inside and unwrapped it to find a brand new bathroom scale.[/size][/black]
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[black][size 2]Funeral services for her husband have been set for this coming Saturday.[/size][/black]
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[black][size 2]"Tomorrow," his wife scolded him, "there had better be something in our driveway that goes from zero to 200 in two seconds flat!"[/size][/black]
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[black][size 2]The next morning, the wife looked outside and saw a small package in the driveway. She brought it inside and unwrapped it to find a brand new bathroom scale.[/size][/black]
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[black][size 2]Funeral services for her husband have been set for this coming Saturday.[/size][/black]
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