You might be a Minnesotan if....

[UpNorthMN]

With the exception of the ketchup reference, that is so true it is amazing.

Here is another funny one. Honestly, I can read this word for word and it completely makes sense to me.

Are you a minnesotan? Just because you live in this beautiful state doesn't automatically make you a minnesotan. I stumbled onto this test that will clear up any confusion to whether you are a minnesotan or just an immigrant from some other state who is disquising yourself as a minnesotan. If you can read and understand the following dialog between two true minnesotans, then you can fly your flag high and say proudly, "I am a minnesotan donchano."
Ven two Minnesootins meet oop nort on da lake fichen.
"Haydair."
"Lobuddy"
"Benearlong?'
"Coplhours."
"Crieps, cetchenenny?'
"Yepgoddafew"
"Vairdaybittn?"
"Oberdair"
"Kindarday?"
"Valleye ennordern."
"Ennysizetooum?"
"Cuplapowns."
"Oofda, bittenard?"
"Ya nohowdayar."
"Vahchaoozin? Dalindyrik?"
"Ohyeahdonchano."
"Fichen ondaboddum?"
"Rydoopneardaboddum."
"Howdeeperya?"
"Bouttvenyfeet."
"Oh, Vachadrinkin?"
"Hadacouplabeers."
"Velligoddago."
"Tubad."
"Seeyaround."
"Yeahtakideeze."
"Guluk."
"Youbetcha."
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