My Ponds are Frozen!

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[cool][#0000ff]TubeBabe and I have been married long enough that we have several understandings:[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]1. What's hers is hers. What's mine is hers.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]2. When she wants my opinion, she gives it to me.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]3. We have a 50/50 financial arrangement. She gets $50 and I get 50 cents.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]Awful wedded bliss. [/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]Holy wedded macaroni. [/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]A man does not know the meaning of happiness until he is married. But, then it is too late.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]But, they say that married men live longer. I say it just seems longer. Or...if you wanna die a slow death, get married.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]Fact: Marriage is the leading cost of divorce.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]Love is grand. Divorce is ten grand.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]Ba-bump-bump![/#0000ff]
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