02-07-2007, 11:24 PM
Yessir, welcome Guests.
I got an envelope in Tuesday's mail. Sorry I'm so late in letting you know.
Thanks.
Nasal hairs???
If you made a fly out of Nasal hairs would it whistle as you cast, like the breathing of an old man sleeping in a Rocker?
Yeah!
Six toed Mordecai had nasal hairs like that.
And on Warm days a lot of insects could be seen hovering about his face, too.
There was the one time ol' Mordecai got close enough to the Creek to actually erode some of the grime off his person.
It just so happend near about the time F&G had dumped a truckload of those brand new to the world Rainbow.
When Six Toed Mordecai slipped and fell into the water, he was so dirty the surface tension held him up for awhile as he struggled to get out of that clean stream.
His flailing resembled the crash landing of a huge Montana Bucktail.
The new Hatchery plants flocked to the disturbance.
Attracted by the great cloud of of winged Vermin buzzing about his Beard.
So many Trout became tangled up in his Beard the F&G accused him of Netting them.
They decided not to charge him though, as it meant hauling his vile smelly contenance around in a Government vehicle and who'd want to clean it up after he'd spent time in it.
They are still studying the reasons why the Fish flocked to him though.
Wondering if it was the Color or the Chemical composition that attracted all those fish.
Catfishermen use stuff like that for bait, except they dont include all the hair and call it a fly!
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I got an envelope in Tuesday's mail. Sorry I'm so late in letting you know.
Thanks.
Nasal hairs???
If you made a fly out of Nasal hairs would it whistle as you cast, like the breathing of an old man sleeping in a Rocker?
Yeah!
Six toed Mordecai had nasal hairs like that.
And on Warm days a lot of insects could be seen hovering about his face, too.
There was the one time ol' Mordecai got close enough to the Creek to actually erode some of the grime off his person.
It just so happend near about the time F&G had dumped a truckload of those brand new to the world Rainbow.
When Six Toed Mordecai slipped and fell into the water, he was so dirty the surface tension held him up for awhile as he struggled to get out of that clean stream.
His flailing resembled the crash landing of a huge Montana Bucktail.
The new Hatchery plants flocked to the disturbance.
Attracted by the great cloud of of winged Vermin buzzing about his Beard.
So many Trout became tangled up in his Beard the F&G accused him of Netting them.
They decided not to charge him though, as it meant hauling his vile smelly contenance around in a Government vehicle and who'd want to clean it up after he'd spent time in it.
They are still studying the reasons why the Fish flocked to him though.
Wondering if it was the Color or the Chemical composition that attracted all those fish.
Catfishermen use stuff like that for bait, except they dont include all the hair and call it a fly!
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