10-28-2008, 11:55 PM
I just can't take this "carp removal program" seriously; without thinking of some geeky thought running through my head.
Hey its almost Halloween lets all wear our scary Halloween costumes and dive into Utah Lake and attempt to "scare the death out of out the fish".
How about a giant Walleye robot fish 100 feet long with big scary teeth that makes a loud noise and then drive them 'ol carp down the Jordan River. With tax payer support they can buy about over 10,000 of them; however many it takes, start at the south end of the lake then to the north. You know some sort of "brigade" across the east and west side of Utah Lake. And then scare the carp down the Jordan River and into the Great Salt Lake.
How about a long canal with "female carp #5": when those 'ol spawners smell that nice scent all the males go up the canal: then trap them in the canal and of course, dry the canal up.
For female carp "hot stud carp #7" the same plan but with a different canal.
We could could possibly go on and on with funny and sarcastic "solutions".
Ummm....why are we choosing Utah Lake to recover the June Sucker anyways? Bad target, hello McFly hello McFly? Anybody in there,hello?
One solution I thought up. Is to get a Shaman psychic "animal communicator". A person gifted to telepathically communicate with all of the carp in Utah Lake. He or she can tell the carp telepathically to commit suicide by digging deeper and deeper into the muddy bottom of the lake and suffocating— or else. Or to stop eating,spawning,ect,ect... sound good to you? Or to do continual dolphin flips out of the water before the mighty Walleye God does whatever. That would be a sight wouldn't it? However I don't think that TubeDude would like it if he were at The Knoll.
You know thats not funny but hey its a better idea than what the Utah DWR can think up.
By the way I promise I don't have a psychiatric hospital record, not yet.
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Hey its almost Halloween lets all wear our scary Halloween costumes and dive into Utah Lake and attempt to "scare the death out of out the fish".
How about a giant Walleye robot fish 100 feet long with big scary teeth that makes a loud noise and then drive them 'ol carp down the Jordan River. With tax payer support they can buy about over 10,000 of them; however many it takes, start at the south end of the lake then to the north. You know some sort of "brigade" across the east and west side of Utah Lake. And then scare the carp down the Jordan River and into the Great Salt Lake.
How about a long canal with "female carp #5": when those 'ol spawners smell that nice scent all the males go up the canal: then trap them in the canal and of course, dry the canal up.
For female carp "hot stud carp #7" the same plan but with a different canal.
We could could possibly go on and on with funny and sarcastic "solutions".
Ummm....why are we choosing Utah Lake to recover the June Sucker anyways? Bad target, hello McFly hello McFly? Anybody in there,hello?
One solution I thought up. Is to get a Shaman psychic "animal communicator". A person gifted to telepathically communicate with all of the carp in Utah Lake. He or she can tell the carp telepathically to commit suicide by digging deeper and deeper into the muddy bottom of the lake and suffocating— or else. Or to stop eating,spawning,ect,ect... sound good to you? Or to do continual dolphin flips out of the water before the mighty Walleye God does whatever. That would be a sight wouldn't it? However I don't think that TubeDude would like it if he were at The Knoll.
You know thats not funny but hey its a better idea than what the Utah DWR can think up.
By the way I promise I don't have a psychiatric hospital record, not yet.
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