02-04-2009, 05:36 PM
GREETINGS UNDERLINGS,
I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED BACK TO THIS BOARD BY THE POWERS THAT BE. I HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT THERE HAVE BEEN MANY CASES OF CABIN FEVER AND THAT THE ANGLERS HERE ARE MAKING POSTS ARE GETTING A LITTLE TESTY. I AM HERE TO HELP SOLVE THAT WITH MY INFINITE WISDOM.
LISTEN....YOU ALL NEED TO GO FISHING. I HAVE BEEN ON SABBATICAL TO THE GREAT TROUT WATERS OF THE WESTERN UNITED STATES FOR QUITE A WHILE. WHILE I WAS GONE FISHING, THE FISH GAINED A RESPECT FOR THEIR COMMANDER AND I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO TAKE A GREAT NUMBER OF TROPHIES. THIS TIME AWAY HAS LED ME TO REALIZE THAT IF YOU ARE FISHING, THEN YOU HAVE NO TIME FOR "CHIT CHATTING", NIT PICKING, AND MAKING OTHER MEANINGLESS POSTS. SO, TAKE MY ADVICE, UNDERLINGS, AND GO FISHING. OH, MY COUNSELING HERE IS DONE AND I'M LATE FOR MY MID MORNING FISHING EXCURSION. UNTIL THE NEXT TIME YOU NEED HELP, I'M OUT.
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I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED BACK TO THIS BOARD BY THE POWERS THAT BE. I HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT THERE HAVE BEEN MANY CASES OF CABIN FEVER AND THAT THE ANGLERS HERE ARE MAKING POSTS ARE GETTING A LITTLE TESTY. I AM HERE TO HELP SOLVE THAT WITH MY INFINITE WISDOM.
LISTEN....YOU ALL NEED TO GO FISHING. I HAVE BEEN ON SABBATICAL TO THE GREAT TROUT WATERS OF THE WESTERN UNITED STATES FOR QUITE A WHILE. WHILE I WAS GONE FISHING, THE FISH GAINED A RESPECT FOR THEIR COMMANDER AND I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO TAKE A GREAT NUMBER OF TROPHIES. THIS TIME AWAY HAS LED ME TO REALIZE THAT IF YOU ARE FISHING, THEN YOU HAVE NO TIME FOR "CHIT CHATTING", NIT PICKING, AND MAKING OTHER MEANINGLESS POSTS. SO, TAKE MY ADVICE, UNDERLINGS, AND GO FISHING. OH, MY COUNSELING HERE IS DONE AND I'M LATE FOR MY MID MORNING FISHING EXCURSION. UNTIL THE NEXT TIME YOU NEED HELP, I'M OUT.
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