02-05-2009, 01:38 AM
Never Fear! Your Commander is Here!
You, sir, are a fraud! A wolf in sheep's clothing! How dare you come to this fine establishment and falsely claim to be me and how dare you call my followers "underlings".
In a small but novel way I pity you. I can understand why you would like to be me. To accomplish and attain the greatness that I have humbly strived for. To be truly worship by my followers who adore me for what I freely and modestly bestow upon them. Yes, I can see why you would wish to emulate me but you must stop!
Do not mock and do not jest about my doings. I have worked hard and tirlessly to be the solemn leader that I have become. I was destine for this calling and honed my skills through an entire lifetime. I will not allow you to represent me in a false manner! Be Gone and never return to tarnish the title of UTTroutCommander!
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You, sir, are a fraud! A wolf in sheep's clothing! How dare you come to this fine establishment and falsely claim to be me and how dare you call my followers "underlings".
In a small but novel way I pity you. I can understand why you would like to be me. To accomplish and attain the greatness that I have humbly strived for. To be truly worship by my followers who adore me for what I freely and modestly bestow upon them. Yes, I can see why you would wish to emulate me but you must stop!
Do not mock and do not jest about my doings. I have worked hard and tirlessly to be the solemn leader that I have become. I was destine for this calling and honed my skills through an entire lifetime. I will not allow you to represent me in a false manner! Be Gone and never return to tarnish the title of UTTroutCommander!
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