06-01-2003, 11:47 AM
I GOT ME A , AAA-CHOOO ! , EXCUSE ME ! , A COLD !
ALL THE SIMPLE PLEASURES THAT COME WITH IT TOO . STUFFY HEAD , A NOSE THAT RUNS FASTER THAN NIAGRA FALLS , AND A WIFE THAT SAYS I'M ACTING LIKE A BABY , LOL .
THERES A HEAVY DUTY HEFTY SINCH SACK ( LAWN AND GARDEN SIZE ) IN A TRASH CAN ON ROLLERS TRAILING BEHIND ME EVERYWHERE I GO . I EVEN HAVE A COUPLE ROLLS OF T.P. STRUNG THRU MY BELT . THOES LITTLE INDUSTRIAL SIZE BOXES OF KLEENEX (5000 SHEETS PER BOX ) ARE NO MATCH FOR MY NOSE ! I LOOK LIKE JIMMY DURANTE ON STEROIDS !
AAAAAAAAAAAA-CHOOOOOOOO ! GREAT ! NOW I NEED SOME WINDEX TOO !
THE WIFES HOME REMIDIES OF " GET OUTTA MY FACE " AND " DON'T COME NEAR ME " JUST ARE NOT HELPING ME OUT , WHO'S GOT AN OLD FASIONED CURE ALL RECIPE FOR THIS THING . PEOPLE ARE MAKING CROSSES WITH THERE FINGERS AND BACKING AWAY FROM ME , I'M BEGINING TO GET A COMPLEX OVER THAT .
YA' EVER CAST WHILE SNEESING ? MAN TALK ABOUT DISTANCE AND CHUMMING THE WATER ALL AT ONCE !
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ALL THE SIMPLE PLEASURES THAT COME WITH IT TOO . STUFFY HEAD , A NOSE THAT RUNS FASTER THAN NIAGRA FALLS , AND A WIFE THAT SAYS I'M ACTING LIKE A BABY , LOL .
THERES A HEAVY DUTY HEFTY SINCH SACK ( LAWN AND GARDEN SIZE ) IN A TRASH CAN ON ROLLERS TRAILING BEHIND ME EVERYWHERE I GO . I EVEN HAVE A COUPLE ROLLS OF T.P. STRUNG THRU MY BELT . THOES LITTLE INDUSTRIAL SIZE BOXES OF KLEENEX (5000 SHEETS PER BOX ) ARE NO MATCH FOR MY NOSE ! I LOOK LIKE JIMMY DURANTE ON STEROIDS !
AAAAAAAAAAAA-CHOOOOOOOO ! GREAT ! NOW I NEED SOME WINDEX TOO !
THE WIFES HOME REMIDIES OF " GET OUTTA MY FACE " AND " DON'T COME NEAR ME " JUST ARE NOT HELPING ME OUT , WHO'S GOT AN OLD FASIONED CURE ALL RECIPE FOR THIS THING . PEOPLE ARE MAKING CROSSES WITH THERE FINGERS AND BACKING AWAY FROM ME , I'M BEGINING TO GET A COMPLEX OVER THAT .
YA' EVER CAST WHILE SNEESING ? MAN TALK ABOUT DISTANCE AND CHUMMING THE WATER ALL AT ONCE !
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