11-18-2009, 12:37 AM
I'm gonna send that video to my Mom and step dad in Arizona. My step dad would crap his.....ooops I mean poo poo his pants when he sees all those carp.
Only thing is I will actually miss all those carp if they ever get rid of them completely. Not!
And another thing TubeDude you don't need to stab those fish to "contribute" to the decline to the carp population.
A much more effective technique is to call the carp names and insults. Carp are so sensitive that they actually get depressed and even commit suicide. Its a fact Jack.
Call them the following names and insults:
On a scale of one to nine(the best is number one):
1."Scaled loser!"
2. "Ugly sucker!"(that one kills them when you release them they feel unhappy then bury themselves in the Utah Lake mud.Also to add carp are racist! They really hate that one.)
3. You have a face that only a mother could love.
4. What happened to your scales? (Mirror carp are very touchy about that one.)
5. Tell the carp you would like to use it as bait.
6. Ask the carp when the last time it took a bath.
7. Release the carp with a small infant article of clothing, and tie a ribbon around its head.
8. Super glue dog fur if you have one or marabou feathers all over the carp. Release the carp. The carp laugh so hard when they see their own carpkind in a funny "costume". When carp laugh hard they loose oxygen in their bloodstream and die.
9. Tell the carp that all of the carp in Utah Lake are dying of an incurable disease. Carp are some of the most gullible fish you will ever know.
Well just to let you know so you don't have to worry about blood guts and honor.
Hey I'm just bored and had a bit of a stressful day (
)I have the humor of a third grader. Sheesh!
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