07-23-2003, 02:04 AM
YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN THE "STICKS " WHEN ;
YOUR NEIGHBORS THINK YOUR RICH BECAUSE YOUR HOUSE DIDN'T COME WITH WHEELS .
WOMAN OR LUMBERJACK IS THE GUESSING GAME YOU PLAY WHILE WAITING AT THE D.M.V.
EVERYONE WEARS CAMO . ON SUNDAYS THERE PRESSED .
A " PILE-UP ON THE ROAD " IS A LANDMARK A HORSE LEFT .
YOUR NEIGHBOR LIVES A MILE DOWN THE ROAD , AND HE KNOWS WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT !
WELL , THE WORD DOSEN'T REFER TO HOW YOUR FEELING TODAY . SEPTIC DOSEN'T REFER TO YOUR HEALTH EITHER . BUT YOU NEED BOTH EQUALLY .
" GETTING WOOD " IS NOT A FUN THING TO DO .
GOING TO THE CORNER STORE IS A FAMILY OUTING .
A CHAINSAW IS A CARPENTRY TOOL FOR HOME IMPROVEMENT PROJECTS .
PERMITS , THERE TALKING HUNTING , NOT CONSTRUCTION .
SPUDS ARE NOT SLANG FOR POTATOES .
YOU HAVE A SNOW SEASON , MUD SEASON, DRY SEASON AND HUNTING SEASON , THIS REPLACES WINTER , SPRING,SUMMER AND FALL .
YOU DRIVE A HUNDRED MILES OR MORE TO GO HUNTING ... WHEN ALL YOU REALLY HAVE TO DO IS OPEN YOUR WINDOW .
YOU LIVE MILES FROM CIVILISATION , AND YOU OWN A CAMPER .
SECURITY SYSTEM , YOUR DOG . LEGAL SYSTEM , SMITH AND WESSON . TRANSPORTATION SYSTEM , FORD , CHEVY , JEEP , OR HUSH PUPPIES .
YOU THINK DSL IS A DESEASE . CABLE IS SOMETHING YOU USE TO PULL SOMEONE OUT OF THE DITCH WITH . SATTILITE IS ONLY USED IN A SENTANCE LIKE , I SAT-A-LITE ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR TO FIX MY TIRE .
PARTY LINES HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH DIALING A 900 NUMBER FIRST .
CITY BOYS GATHER AROUND THE HOOD OF A CAR AND TALK MOTORS , COUNTRY BOYS STAND AROUND THE PICK-UP'S BED AND BRAG ABOUT THE DENTS , IN THE STICKS , YOU TALK TO YOUR DEAD BATTERY , AT FIRST YOU PLEAD , THEN YOU GET DOWN RIGHT NASTY WITH IT , THEN YOU WALK .
YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD SPANS FIFTEY MILES OR MORE AND INVOLVES TWENTY FAMILYS OR LESS , MOST ARE RELATED !
DRIVING DIRECTIONS , GIVEN AND TAKEN USING TREES , ROCKS AND BARNES . ROAD SIGNS ARE FOR THE GUY WHO'S REALLY LOST .
THE BEST OF ALL , YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW OR LIKE SOMEONE IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD , BUT YOU WOULD DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO HELP THEM OUT WHEN NEEDED . BECAUSE THEY WOULD DO THE SAME .
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YOUR NEIGHBORS THINK YOUR RICH BECAUSE YOUR HOUSE DIDN'T COME WITH WHEELS .
WOMAN OR LUMBERJACK IS THE GUESSING GAME YOU PLAY WHILE WAITING AT THE D.M.V.
EVERYONE WEARS CAMO . ON SUNDAYS THERE PRESSED .
A " PILE-UP ON THE ROAD " IS A LANDMARK A HORSE LEFT .
YOUR NEIGHBOR LIVES A MILE DOWN THE ROAD , AND HE KNOWS WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT !
WELL , THE WORD DOSEN'T REFER TO HOW YOUR FEELING TODAY . SEPTIC DOSEN'T REFER TO YOUR HEALTH EITHER . BUT YOU NEED BOTH EQUALLY .
" GETTING WOOD " IS NOT A FUN THING TO DO .
GOING TO THE CORNER STORE IS A FAMILY OUTING .
A CHAINSAW IS A CARPENTRY TOOL FOR HOME IMPROVEMENT PROJECTS .
PERMITS , THERE TALKING HUNTING , NOT CONSTRUCTION .
SPUDS ARE NOT SLANG FOR POTATOES .
YOU HAVE A SNOW SEASON , MUD SEASON, DRY SEASON AND HUNTING SEASON , THIS REPLACES WINTER , SPRING,SUMMER AND FALL .
YOU DRIVE A HUNDRED MILES OR MORE TO GO HUNTING ... WHEN ALL YOU REALLY HAVE TO DO IS OPEN YOUR WINDOW .
YOU LIVE MILES FROM CIVILISATION , AND YOU OWN A CAMPER .
SECURITY SYSTEM , YOUR DOG . LEGAL SYSTEM , SMITH AND WESSON . TRANSPORTATION SYSTEM , FORD , CHEVY , JEEP , OR HUSH PUPPIES .
YOU THINK DSL IS A DESEASE . CABLE IS SOMETHING YOU USE TO PULL SOMEONE OUT OF THE DITCH WITH . SATTILITE IS ONLY USED IN A SENTANCE LIKE , I SAT-A-LITE ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR TO FIX MY TIRE .
PARTY LINES HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH DIALING A 900 NUMBER FIRST .
CITY BOYS GATHER AROUND THE HOOD OF A CAR AND TALK MOTORS , COUNTRY BOYS STAND AROUND THE PICK-UP'S BED AND BRAG ABOUT THE DENTS , IN THE STICKS , YOU TALK TO YOUR DEAD BATTERY , AT FIRST YOU PLEAD , THEN YOU GET DOWN RIGHT NASTY WITH IT , THEN YOU WALK .
YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD SPANS FIFTEY MILES OR MORE AND INVOLVES TWENTY FAMILYS OR LESS , MOST ARE RELATED !
DRIVING DIRECTIONS , GIVEN AND TAKEN USING TREES , ROCKS AND BARNES . ROAD SIGNS ARE FOR THE GUY WHO'S REALLY LOST .
THE BEST OF ALL , YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW OR LIKE SOMEONE IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD , BUT YOU WOULD DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO HELP THEM OUT WHEN NEEDED . BECAUSE THEY WOULD DO THE SAME .
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